this or that

Waterproof (Breathable or Gortex) You get soaked with water resistant products:)

Treadmill or Stair Climber?

stair climber (preferably with seat)

lawn or gravel?

Lawn. I understand the need for parking but I like a bit of green myself (it is my favorite colour anyway)

Snowboard or Ski?

snowboard


chairlift or climb?

Chairlift. Herringbone or side stepping I find healthy but totally unacceptable to my lazy arse style (although with a T-bar I might be more borderline)

Fancy arse paper weight or a stone from the garden?

fancy paper weight(need scuba to get a stone from the garden)

porch or canopy?

Generally I`d go with porch but guess it depends how mobile you need to be

(On an art theme) Statue or painting?

painting

daffodils or tulips?

daffodils

Because it has Wordsworth in it :-)

cow or a buffalo

buffalo

own or rent?