The Ashes on the Interweb?

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Originally Posted by manker

There are tickets changing hands in Manchester for upwards of £100 to see a bit of Aussie spunk.

Tho' maybe most of them are paying just to see the England team show their balls.

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I think that t'Engerland balls will beat t'Aussie spunk.

If t'Aussies have the bottle to put their spunk up against t'Engerland players balls.

Let's hope they do, as it would make for tremendous television.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

There are tickets changing hands in Manchester for upwards of £100 to see a bit of Aussie spunk.

Tho' maybe most of them are paying just to see the England team show their balls.

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I think that t'Engerland balls will beat t'Aussie spunk.

If t'Aussies have the bottle to put their spunk up against t'Engerland players balls.

Let's hope they do, as it would make for tremendous television.

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I share your anticipation and hope for a ballsy England victory.

However, we must be aware that Aussie spunk is most prevalent when they've been firmly grasped and placed in a tight hole.

England must find some way of stemming the flow of Aussie spunk, some form of cricketus interruptus seems likely.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I think that t'Engerland balls will beat t'Aussie spunk.

If t'Aussies have the bottle to put their spunk up against t'Engerland players balls.

Let's hope they do, as it would make for tremendous television.

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I share your anticipation and hope for a ballsy England victory.

However, we must be aware that Aussie spunk is most prevalent when they've been firmly grasped and placed in a tight hole.

England must find some way of stemming the flow of Aussie spunk, some form of cricketus interruptus seems likely.

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I beg to differ, I think that t'Aussie spunk is most prevelant when they are coming from behind.

So the Englanders best watch out, it's all very well having t'balls and tossing them. However if you don't watch your back then you will end up in the sticky mess that you deserve.

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Originally Posted by manker

:ohmy:

You think this is a rod too, maybe he rodded me hard and twice.

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

Why did England declare? Maybe i don't get Cricket

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Hardcore roddage :01: Not really, i know fuck all about Cricket.

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

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Originally Posted by manker

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You think this is a rod too, maybe he rodded me hard and twice.

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Hardcore roddage :01: Not really, i know fuck all about Cricket.

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One wicket down, nine to go :01:

Langer out for 14 - Australia are currently 47-1.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

Hardcore roddage :01: Not really, i know fuck all about Cricket.

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Fuck's sake :lol:

Missed teh white font.

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Don't think I've had enough coffee and tea this morning.

hayden will save this test match to keep his spot in the team

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Originally Posted by Adster

hayden will save this test match to keep his spot in the team

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He's setting new records for both playing and missing and edging thro' teh slips :schnauz: