The Gay Beard Club

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by manker

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Suppose the truth was too much to hope for :dabs:

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The truth around here... you're fucking seriously deluding yourself if you think the truth ever enters into anything around here.

You and your mates have spent months lying about me, making what I can only describe as outrageous accusations, and spreading complete lies. So you can go fuck yourself completely, you've abolsutely no grounds to talk about the truth, you wouldn't know the truth if it jumped up and announced itself to you in fuck off 20' lettering.

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You know what I think, Dave. I think that we're to blame for your life going down the toilet.
It's clear that if it wasn't for us and our scurrilous lies, you'd be laying on an exotic balustrade, smoking Chesterfields while barking orders at girls half your age to peel grapes faster.

Instead you're trapped in a loveless marriage and the girl you'd give it all up for only gives you the time of day one a month. And that's to insult the fetching Ecru suit your father, god rest his soul, left you or to deride the moustache you cultivated in her honour.

Where's the justice, eh.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Says the sad twat who sends friends requests to complete fucking strangers on the internet who he knows fuck all about. Even when those strangers turn up stating that they aren't looking to make friends with anyone here. What a completely fucking sad fuck you'd have to be to feel the need to befriend people who are never going to consider you to be anymore than a complete waster. What kind of sad rl must such a person have?

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At least he doesn't turn up to chicks houses where he knows beyond a shadow of a doubt he isn't welcome. In real life, like. Leaning on a balustrade. Sporting a 70s porn moustache. While smoking. In an ecru suit.

That would be as sad as fuck, eh, Dave.

Not even if it announced itself to you in 20' lettering manker.

But, Dave, you really did turn up to chicks house where you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt you weren't welcome. In real life. You leant on a balustrade. You favoured a 70s porn moustache. While smoking. You thought wearing an ecru suit for the occasion would be an ideal idea.

You posted some of this. The rest I read while giggling at what Squeams wrote.

Not even if it announced itself to you in 20' lettering manker.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Not even if it announced itself to you in 20' lettering, manker.

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Fixed and you're welcome and I never lie on the internets.

It's srs bzns :smilie4:

Not even if it announced itself to you in 20' lettering manker.

Complete capitulation. On the internets.
My word.

Your deluded fantasies were always going to become so boring that they weren't worthy of any effort on my part.