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Why is thunder after lightning?
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no (...its raining and you may melt or rust your rocker even!)
Why is thunder after lightning?
because when most people see the lightning they start shitting themselves
should we be forced to listen to musak?
Yes, cutting ones ears off would hurt.
Does all music stem from the classical types?
Only when they fart.
Why does Oleg post on this forum, when he could be getting laid?
he gets his thrills from duping some members on the forum
why is six times three not twenty?
It is if you already have too.
Is life a joke?
nobody is looking forward to the punch line
where have all the flying saucers gone to?
They have gone too long, or too short, depending on your own internal perspective.
Why does shit stink?
to prevent sewage workers losing their environmental bonus
why is fly fishing so secretive?
because the fishes are in school
Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?