Farewell to FST. Literally the greatest giveaway ever(and ever is a really long time)

Wacks on; wacks off...

An old Asian man taught me how to do it all day on his porch... :naughty:

That was well played although I'm a little depressed about how this giveaway is going.
I mean in a couple of weeks I'll be gone to start my turtle sanctuary.

Have you gotten your Green Card yet, or are you just relying on not being Mexican as you cross the borders?

I just unintentionally edited a good post to replace it with a kinda not good post.

Mods please do something!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I should have said "Mods please for a change do something!!!!!!!".

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Have you gotten your Green Card yet, or are you just relying on not being Mexican as you cross the borders?

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They don't pay taxes in American Samoa so I'm assuming they can't afford any law enforcement and I can just do whatever I fucking well please. :)

I have actually packed my suitcases with drugs and firearms to test that theory.

It's not much, but I thought you should have a custom turtle avy to represent your new homeland

http://i.imgur.com/GdPG5ZH.gif?1

Notice how he rotates counter to your maple leaf this is due to me fucking up the Coriolis Effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7N6TjhFwg8


:mellow::mellow::mellow::mellow::mellow::mellow::mellow:

Just wait until your first nuclear-created monster attack, then we'll see who's underwhelmed, Mr. Unappreciative. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

That was well played although I'm a little depressed about how this giveaway is going.
I mean in a couple of weeks I'll be gone to start my turtle sanctuary.

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This what you were expecting?

http://i.imgur.com/kwqMadp.gif

That, but with at least a couple decent candidates, I think... :idunno:

Actually it's the 2442 views and six response thing.But I guess why should this thread but different than any other?