i watched the getaway in stockholm 5 dvd this morning. that was good.
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i watched the getaway in stockholm 5 dvd this morning. that was good.
I once hooked up with a swedish chick while on holiday in England.
It would 've been great, would she not have drunk 9 ciders............ :crying:
Her idea of a blowjob was quite........ :sick:
Yögi
did she lick your bum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Yogi
*sigh* Is that it? Tussling with you lot is like being whipped with feather dusters.
Why don't l just pop down to the Fox & Castle for a quick game of darts, that should give Wanker time to think of something clever. On second thoughts, maybe a few games of pool too.
Manchester United 0, AC Milan 1.
AC Milan 1, Manchester United 0.
That was pretty funny, maybe you could start there?
australia 33 - western samoa 0
world cup qualifier, how about that?
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Originally Posted by UKResident
He can't think of a good retort, so he thought he'd huddle up in a corner for a little bit, and cry like a little girl, 'cos nobody loves him :(
To add a little more Scandinavian flavour to the thread, I once had sex with a Finnish girl while in Tenerife. Quite striking she was; taller than me, bright ginger hair, pert breasts and white pubic hair. She was 19.
When I tell people they either look embarrased, confused or just laugh - I duno, SnnY, is that normal, the pubes bit I mean :unsure:
True, dat.Quote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
Mind, you forgot the bit which translates as:
I can't be Billy 'cos I'm laughing about Man United losing.
Dead clever, that.
Seen blonde, dunno' about white, maybe she had a dye-job on top and no pigmentation below. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Ad says red is the only colour that works for his hair. :unsure:
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Originally Posted by manker
:lol: :lol:
and Scandanavian flavour? :blink: