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erm..^is burrowing a tunnel to Gaza...

is burrowing a tunnel to hell

^...is /removed from buddy list

^ removed him from buddy list a month ago! hehe

Edits The Watchtower for the Jehovahs Witnesses and always slips in some sexual innoendoes.

^ transvestite.

^ sheep fucker.

^ is manker

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Supports Man U, but has a penchant for Sunderland footballers.

Once taught origami at Oxbridge University.

^ Once fed a thousand people with origami fish.

Is a certified banjo tuner and good ole boy.

^ Banjoed tuna.

Plays the Ukelele


Pretends its a banjo.

I used to live with a banjo player. True story. It was hell

^ once lived with a banjo player, she loved it and wishes her new other half would take it up.

^ Is a part time stripper.

Put the cunt in Scunthorpe.

:lol: good one.

^ Has BO that makes rotten eggs smell like fresh spring flowers.

^ his twin brother is a chimp

^ Has a Siamese twin dog.

^ has boinked a set of triplets










... triplet of midgets that is (one of which is male :naughty:)

Was once convicted of Grand Theft Auto

^Owns a Sex Tent in Amsterdam

^ Showers once a year, on Christmas Eve.

Is into golden showers.

Recipient style

^ Is standing for the leader of Dungeons & Dragons, London district.

Sextent? Meh... he can barely make a pup tent.


-bd

^ ...unless he slaps the fellow around first.

Is an asexual hermaphrodite.

Once a cult leader that encouraged the practice of virgin sacrifices.

isn't gay

...of pineapples.

Owns the complete Gene Pitney discography.

just tried to light his own fart

Can dress himself properly, always putting his underwear on first.

invented the chocolate tea kettle

hates bum sex from men.

loves the taste of flavoured condoms.

hates ejaculating in the anus of dead male corpses and then sucking the ejaculate out with his mouth.