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You pussies must have felt pretty safe on the backs of bears.
They weren't regular run of the mill grizzly bears.They were raise exclusively on human flesh and evil.
Americans, then...
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IdolEyes787
They weren't regular run of the mill grizzly bears.They were raise exclusively on human flesh and evil.
Unless they were cross bred with porcupines, I'd say it was still pretty comfy on their backs. Don't mind me, I used to work a rhinoceros rodeo.
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mjmacky
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IdolEyes787
They weren't regular run of the mill grizzly bears.They were raise exclusively on human flesh and evil.
Unless they were cross bred with porcupines, I'd say it was still pretty comfy on their backs. Don't mind me, I used to work a rhinoceros rodeo.
How long did it take to apply your clown makeup? :blink:
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mjmacky
Unless they were cross bred with porcupines, I'd say it was still pretty comfy on their backs. Don't mind me, I used to work a rhinoceros rodeo.
How long did it take to apply your clown makeup? :blink:
I was a stand in for when people wanted photos of an agitated erection.
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manker
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In reply to Arty's stunning condemnation of my entire childhood, I'd like to say that I played British Bulldogs more. Which is basically rugby without a ball and I like to think that game is singularly responsible for making me the unrelenting minded and physically perfect specimen you see before you today.
In my culture we played 'raps', which was basically a card game where when you lost (50% of the time), you got someone jump off a chair holding the deck and thump your knuckled with them as hard as they could.
I attribute the fact I have the knuckles of a bareknuckle boxer to this :happy:
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manker
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In reply to Arty's stunning condemnation of my entire childhood, I'd like to say that I played British Bulldogs more. Which is basically rugby without a ball and I like to think that game is singularly responsible for making me the unrelenting minded and physically perfect specimen you see before you today.
In my culture we played 'raps', which was basically a card game where when you lost (50% of the time), you got someone jump off a chair holding the deck and thump your knuckled with them as hard as they could.
I attribute the fact I have the knuckles of a bareknuckle boxer to this :happy:
That culture diffused all the way to taint my childhood.
I played once and it really fucking hurt. So I refused to play again.
When I changed schools, I maintained my position on raps but during a skiing trip, some big boys made me choose between getting beat up or playing raps. I chose getting beat up and stared defiantly at the biggest one.
This sounds like one of those internets Jean Claude van Damme stories but guess what.
He beat the shit out of me then and on at least three further occasions where I refused to play.
Cunts.
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Posting in this thread is so that I don't annoy you all then is it?
Three more to go.
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Posting in this thread is so that I don't annoy you all then is it?
Three more to go.
It's so we can easily identify the pricks.
Hello :wave:
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manker
That culture diffused all the way to taint my childhood.
I played once and it really fucking hurt. So I refused to play again.
When I changed schools, I maintained my position on raps but during a skiing trip, some big boys made me choose between getting beat up or playing raps. I chose getting beat up and stared defiantly at the biggest one.
This sounds like one of those internets Jean Claude van Damme stories but guess what.
He beat the shit out of me then and on at least three further occasions where I refused to play.
Cunts.
The only rule of childhood is there are no rules but the ones you have to follow. And you will be beaten up.
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Squeamous
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manker
That culture diffused all the way to taint my childhood.
I played once and it really fucking hurt. So I refused to play again.
When I changed schools, I maintained my position on raps but during a skiing trip, some big boys made me choose between getting beat up or playing raps. I chose getting beat up and stared defiantly at the biggest one.
This sounds like one of those internets Jean Claude van Damme stories but guess what.
He beat the shit out of me then and on at least three further occasions where I refused to play.
Cunts.
The only rule of childhood is there are no rules but the ones you have to follow. And you will be beaten up.
And if you are blessed with more than a modicum of intelligence, unlike the lumbering troglodytes whose first and only reaction to any confrontation is to hit whatever confronts them, you can seek your revenge in creative and somewhat unmerciful ways. :naughty:
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Squeamous
The only rule of childhood is there are no rules but the ones you have to follow. And you will be beaten up.
And if you are blessed with more than a modicum of intelligence, unlike the lumbering troglodytes whose first and only reaction to any confrontation is to hit whatever confronts them, you can seek your revenge in creative and somewhat unmerciful ways. :naughty:
Like what? I kind of got my revenge by not getting pregnant at 15.
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Artemis
And if you are blessed with more than a modicum of intelligence, unlike the lumbering troglodytes whose first and only reaction to any confrontation is to hit whatever confronts them, you can seek your revenge in creative and somewhat unmerciful ways. :naughty:
Like what? I kind of got my revenge by not getting pregnant at 15.
I forgot about this, but one of the things I discovered and was an early champion of was superglue, wonderful stuff, but in particular there was one incident where there was this huge fat kid that kept nicking my lunch (along with several others) I was only a pneub at the school and he was an older boy and a big fat tubby bitch of a bully, but he could fight, the only option was stealth. So I made him a very special sandwich with secret sauce, well it was just tomato sauce but all the cayenne pepper I mixed in with it sure made it interesting. Now since the next thing fat fucker was going to want was a drink, I helpfully provided one too, I filled my drink bottle with apple cider vinegar, and sure enough the next day lurch trundled over to nick my lunch right on schedule, he goes bright red after eating most of one half of a sandwich in one go and grabs the drink bottle and starts chugging it. About a third of the way through, it starts to burn too, he roars and goes a deep shade of purple. He ran off to the drinking fountain and spent about ten minutes with his head under it and never came near me again.
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I used to go to a lot of new schools in my childhood, and the first thing I'd do was launch an insanity attack on the obvious bullies. I usually got along with the bullies, victims and bystanders alike after that. It was the teachers and administrations that would cause me problems.
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Yea the living dead again....
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mjmacky
I used to go to a lot of new schools in my childhood, and the first thing I'd do was launch an insanity attack on the obvious bullies. I usually got along with the bullies, victims and bystanders alike after that. It was the teachers and administrations that would cause me problems.
Sounds like my dad's school of thought. When I started a new school his advice was 'if anyone picks on you, punch the biggest one of the group in the face even if they're not doing anything'.
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mjmacky
I used to go to a lot of new schools in my childhood, and the first thing I'd do was launch an insanity attack on the obvious bullies. I usually got along with the bullies, victims and bystanders alike after that. It was the teachers and administrations that would cause me problems.
Sounds like my dad's school of thought. When I started a new school his advice was 'if anyone picks on you, punch the biggest one of the group in the face even if they're not doing anything'.
...And that is the beginning of how That Woman began. :fear:
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I was just saying I have a general problem with authority. Don't anyone try to tell me to grow out of it.
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:smilie4:
mulder says he'd like to go pot-holing in your cheddar-gorge. :smilie4:
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I was just saying I have a general problem with authority. Don't anyone try to tell me to grow out of it.
Another neurosis to put in my little black book!
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mulder says he'd like to go pot-holing in your cheddar-gorge. :smilie4:
He'll need a strong rope and an experienced guide. May I suggest Manker? :smilie4:
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Another neurosis to put in my little black book!
You can put whatever you want in your little black book, but I can tell your trying to find a way into my panties.
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I know, but you'll popping off to sleep soon so better make the most of this very small window while you can :happy:
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Fuxache. I just realised I missed an opportunity last night to get Mary to show me his peen. God knows when he'll be that drunk again :no:
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Another disappointment. We need new men-folk.
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Yeah, these ones are rubbish.
Should we ask Oleg? Only I'm a bit reticent because my mate who's a duty solictor, says you can be prosecuted for encouraging the mentally ill to do sexual things. Maybe I should contact the CPS and get their definition of what's acceptable :idunno:
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I'm not sure if posting a picture of your reproductive organs can be considered 'a sexual act'. We are both scientists(well, I am one in training) after all - surely, if anything, we can mask this as an experiment?
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mulder says he'd like to go pot-holing in your cheddar-gorge. :smilie4:
He'll need a strong rope and an experienced guide. May I suggest Manker? :smilie4:
Fuck yes.
It'll be like one of those Lassie episodes where someone gets stuck down a well and the smallest kid in the gang gets lowered into the gaping abyss to rescue the sobbing toddler.
Only in this case, the sobbing toddler will be my dessicated cervix-remnant covered wristwatch.
I knew I'd get it back one day :happy:
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I'm not sure if posting a picture of your reproductive organs can be considered 'a sexual act'. We are both scientists(well, I am one in training) after all - surely, if anything, we can mask this as an experiment?
Alright Dr Mengel! :O
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manker
Fuck yes.
It'll be like one of those Lassie episodes where someone gets stuck down a well and the smallest kid in the gang gets lowered into the gaping abyss to rescue the sobbing toddler.
Only in this case, the sobbing toddler will be my dessicated cervix-remnant covered wristwatch.
I knew I'd get it back one day :happy:
Rofflecaust! :happy:
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Posts made here are free, but will remain on your permanent record. It's kinda like pulling the fire alarm at school, and getting caught because you fell in a puddle of your own glee-induced drool.
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Posts made here are free, but will remain on your permanent record. It's kinda like pulling the fire alarm at school, and getting caught because you fell in a puddle of your own glee-induced drool.
You're like the meanest hall monitor in the woooorllllld :wub:
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I'm wearing a strapless dress and my boobs keep popping out. Ironically, I am sat working in the window. (Not as a prostitute).
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You're like the meanest hall monitor in the woooorllllld :wub:
Yeah, pretty much like this. Hactually, A LOT like this (but more height/weight proportionate due to my increased height):
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Authoritarianism is hawt :naughty:
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I fell off my bike 3 times that night, none were car related. First, I thrusted it forward and tried to hop on in the middle of the street. Second, there was a girl riding zig zag like she was being chased by an alligator on the sidewalk in front of my building so I dove with my bicycle companion into some hedges. Third my front door slammed shut on me while I was wheeling it into the apartment. I was blasted drunk during all of this, managed to only escape with a couple of scrapes and bruises, I seem to have protected the bike quite well in each scenario, but I did lose a wheel reflector.
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Nobody does, but mary is nice, so we pretend we care. And besides, she's never ridden a bike before where someone wasn't running behind demanding it back and shouting death threats.
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I fell off my bike 3 times that night, none were car related. First, I thrusted it forward and tried to hop on in the middle of the street. Second, there was a girl riding zig zag like she was being chased by an alligator on the sidewalk in front of my building so I dove with my bicycle companion into some hedges. Third my front door slammed shut on me while I was wheeling it into the apartment. I was blasted drunk during all of this, managed to only escape with a couple of scrapes and bruises, I seem to have protected the bike quite well in each scenario, but I did lose a wheel reflector.
Alligator girl sounds hawt. Sorry to hear about your unfortunate biking accidents.
