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its because some people act stupid at parties.
Shay- I was travelling back from Toledo to new York to catch my flight back home. After travelling from Toledo to Dallas to the Keys to Kentucky by car. Going through 20 states in the process. Includes one speeding ticket in Florida. :lol: This was over forty years ago.
what is the point of voting if three people wearing wigs can overturn 17 million voters? (it is a silly question:unsure:)
The pretense of having an opinion keeps the masses happy
Why did they have to come up with a crap slogan i.e. "Brexit"?
because half the people don't know what it means
what is this s lump everyone is talking about?
I didn`t know my sex life was so public
Can a ripple effect be found in a Mr Whippy?
(may have gone a little too English on this one ;))
depends what Mrs Whippy says.(handcuffs may be involved:lol:)
Are we only allowed a whiplash when the wife is driving?
Believe a tounglash is a pre-requirement to any claim against a spouse, after that whips may be involved
How high up do you have to be to have a corner office in the Pentagon?
it would be very difficult because all the occupants have their heads in the clouds
why is a vacuum cleaner not lighter than a gravity based item?
It is all the dust and cat hairs it collects which has own mass
Shock statement of my day ".... than a gravity based item":D
Could you decorate a black hole to make it more pastel correct?
is that not a racist comment? did you mean a star with overwhelming gravitational pull?
you would need a large ladder and a giant brush.
how would you get there?(in a white van?)
Glue candy on the rear doors and tell the kids to push.
Why are socks forbidden?
Not sure they are unless your firewall rules differ or we substitute sock for fruit in some way. Very comfy but really not to be used with sandals at any time
Are hair plugins compatible with scalp 1.02?
...welcome Dave, nice to have new spins on the twisted minds that contribute here :)
because you cant go around hitting people
if cheques are on the way out will you need to come back in to cash them?
I beleive the Czechoslovakian people are just waiting, they`ll decide when best to return.
If you fart at the swimming pool does anyone notice the smell?
Did the Americans land on the moon or was it cold-war propaganda? If yes, then why hasn't it been colonized?
You were supposed to answer my question beforehand. Besides we all know the moomins got there firstQuote:
Originally Posted by saftone
If fish like worms so much why don`t they live on the land instead?
they would have to pay taxes which cost an arm and a leg. they could not pay that. :wacko:
why don't we see invalid carriages on a jewel carriageway(double row of perils)?
You either need to look harder or you already viewed jewel carriageway V1.01a (the bug was corrected)
When I look through my Periscope where did Perry go?
....work with me on this one, you need to be a bit of a fan
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on reflection he could not cope with you eyeing his bottom half
why do dogs always check if I am zipped up?
I will assume there is a mighty sausage involved
If you have solar panels on your lighthouse are you self sufficient?
no you cant be self sufficient when you are on the rocks
does the stock exchange swap gravy powder?
oxo stocks are up until Trump bistos it (yes this is all very brand related and may not cross-pond well)
Do I displace water levels globally and cause a flood somewhere when I throw my message in-a-bottle into the sea? (should that message say "sorry" springs to mind)
as long as the springs are in your mind and not causing more flooding
mind games can have adverse results
That was a statement and not a question.... damn you wrong thread responses :D
Why do planets spin on their axis as I just see it as a cosmic waste of kinetic energy that could be used to power my fridge instead (and my gravity boots of course)
if it spun the other way we would have very cold winters:wacko:
mathematics or English?
Maths, universal language although clearly we invented it anyway (I`ll ignore all those Greeks)
Assuming as I do worm holes exist, is there a worm waiting inside to eat the cosmic traveller?
I would not like to see the worm that makes a hole a space traveller could enter.
where would they bury a spaceman, would it depend on the gravity of the situation?
Only if they were light weight
Can a question be its own answer?
only if you can time travel
have you got to watch and clock up the hours when you time travel?
Yes and you have to do it in blood if my expenses claims are anything to go by
Electricity flows as does water so why don`t they mix well?
I think it has something to do with current flow(I know flo is not your name :blink:)
does a neighbourhood watch keep good time?
It does keep excellent gossip/spy records
Why is gravity such a downer?
I blame Newton, he did not realise the gravity of his discovery.
if it is ' all water under the bridge' why don't we see the stuff when there is a drought?
Because there is no flow in a drought, the homeless have all all taken the 'stuff' to build a lean to.
Why grow grass in your garden that you can`t smoke?
because the remainder of the garden is taken up with weed
why do fundamentalists not use clubs and spears?
They stick to just pointy objects that require no construction of course.
How did Godzilla (cartoon) stand up in the ocean but always only to "his" ankles?
because any more water would soak the comic and make it unreadable
do all watch wearers have time on their hands?
No, just those that wipe their butts with their cells phones.
Why do we own disgusting pets?
Same reason you (may) have kids, they poop and want feeding it is a natural thing we need to break. Then society will fall and nothing would be left but idol.
If I have a 'hole in my shoe' does it keep letting in water even in the Sahara?
Old 'young ones' reference for those that remember Neil Neil orange peel....
only if you have camel toes.
did you drop an 's' to end up in the Sahara at Xmas time?
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Originally Posted by bigboab
Nice, would of done but it wasn`t that jolly, Santa was at the good childs house
If you poke a hole in time/space is it the same as cracking a C64 game in basic?