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Chinese soldiers captured in Ukraine. And the clock ticks closer to Armageddon.

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Once the nuclear winter abates that should give the Earth at least another couple hundred million good years before evolution fucks it up again.

Sorry, I meant God.

I'm somewhat humored that those scientists eons in the future will have to explain dinosaurs via the fossil records, the Egyptian pyramids, and the Nokia 3310 phone.

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The markets generally see loss as a chance to swoop in like vultures and grab a bargain. That they rebounded is the least surprising thing since the sun rising in the East.

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