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Everything that's enjoyable harms our body, as do just living and aging. Why get picky with our poisons now? Incidentally, it looks like I quit this week. I ordered tobacco last week and it still hasn't shipped, so now I'm just sitting at home working and being all out of the stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Sounds like you want to meet my friend Orifist.
Aging is kinda unavoidable and doesn't cost anything though. I'm sure if it was optional with a cost involved most people would happily opt out to save a few bucks to spend on beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyEverything that's enjoyable harms our body,as do just living and aging.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Also apparently you're a sexual masochist which doesn't really surprise me.:)
I've heard no one cares when you're being a meanie, anymore. It was on the news or something.
I wish .Then maybe I could trip little girls and punch nuns and steal the crutches from crippled war heroes and not have to hid from the fuzz like I do now.
Don't just accept your mortality, accelerate it. That's my motto. We don't need to be living so damn long anyhow.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Aging is kinda unavoidable and doesn't cost anything though. I'm sure if it was optional with a cost involved most people would happily opt out to save a few bucks to spend on beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Also apparently you're a sexual masochist which doesn't really surprise me.:)
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/n...is-carter.html
ZOMFGWTFBBQGTFOSTFUNOWAI!!!!11111111 :o
and also!!!1 http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/...r-after-amazon
It’s been over 10 years now, I might make a new avatar and sig ….maybe a game of thrones one with midgets and titties….
Midgets and titties >*. (but never midget titties :eyebrows:).
In other 4th-post-in-a-row news, i'm taking the misses to see the alan partridge moviefilm tonight. Then, afterwards I just might show her my penis if you know what i am saying. :smilie4:
I'm going to a company event thing type of deal. Gonna live in a hotel until saturday and shizzle.
Why don't you go the whole hog and use it on her. Just showing it would be a waste, I am sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Sex with a woman!?!?!?? Ergh, gross!! Don't you know that's where dieses like malaria come from!!??!?1
You need to leave the room like this upon your last day for the cleaners to find...Quote:
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The 80 hours I've just put into completing New Vegas again were worth it. Just glad there is no similar timekeeper on my children that shows how much time I've interacted with them.
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Breaking news:
Hangovers - still shit :dabs:
Even when you're sat by a nice beach.
Slags. :smilie4:
First proper day off in awhile and i get woken up by some cunt blasting out Soft Cell's Tainted Love from his car at 8am, the joys of having a supermarket car park for a garden :dabs:
I'n other news, im buying a sick netbook today :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:
we're waiting a sexy pic of your netbook.
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http://computers.toptenreviews.com/netbooks/lenovo/asus-eee-pc-1016p-review.html
I like Netbooks. Things have gotten a lot better after that shite first generation of intel atoms, 'specially with the amd/radeon stuff you can get in them now. I like not having to charge for 8 hours. I like matte screens and i like ThinkPads, they've always been sturdy as fuck. I don't need anything high end either, i can just remote into my work PC if i need to do anything big.
its got 8 jiggawotts of ram and solid state megabytes so there's no danger of them falling out. I've checked that Morrowind will play on it too so i can level up my dark elf when i'm at client sites in the middle of nowhere, turning things off and on again :eyebrows:
$461.99!!!!!!!!
Are you out of your mind? How can you afford to pay so much for a netbook?
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It's a ThinkPad, they can survive a Holocaust. It's a high-end netbook having a E2-1800 and Radeon 8000HD, SSD and not restricted to 4GB RAM like most. For something that isn't an ultrabook, has a 11.6 screen, solid build and uber long battery life it has sweet components and that's the Mikey Mouse price for it, in real money its just under £300.
Blimey. I'll take six.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Sup, Wiggaz :smilie4:
Another day of locked AD accounts, forgotten passwords and updating distribution lists :emo:
...back on the fags, innit. :emo:
I have a pretend doctorate in psychology so if you'd really like to quit,which obviously you don't,then might I suggest upon lighting up first burn yourself with the cigarette before smoking it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I believe there are studies on animals to support this and if not then it will still be funny as hell so either way,win.
We all know that if the tobacco industry could get animals to smoke, they would. However, animals aren't that dumb. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Monkeys wish they could get high and watch battlestar galactica on dvd after work. That's why they will never defeat us.
I don't know... when I get high, it releases the monkey within.... 6 kids later...:blink:
I just invented a new dance. It's called the monkey swish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
It's pretty cool, but secret.
No one can see it.
From his post above, I'm pretty sure Vestibule invented it already. And his wife has seen it at least six times...Quote:
Originally Posted by Et tu
So you do your 'pretty cool' secret dance with your eyes closed? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Et tuI just invented a new dance. It's called the monkey swish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
It's pretty cool, but secret.
No one can see it.
No, I just don't dance in front of a mirror, obviously :huh:
So, how many mirrors have you cracked, then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Et tu
i had a moviefilm night last night lyke, i watched
kick arse 2: The Money Grabbing sequel
We're The Millers: Unfunny American comedy number 456917
R.I.P.D: The Men in Black remake
World War Z: Watch us shit all over the book
All were terrible, it was 6 hours well spent :dabs:
in other time wasting news, i've just learnt that this will exist in 9 days!111
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Motherfucking elder scrolls anthology!! Had I of known sooner i would have booked time off real life. No doubt i'll quit my job, leave the misses, gain 5 stone of pure crisps and see if my parents will have me back.
Remind me to never trust your decision making process.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
OK then!! Now that i win here where is the price!!:D
in my pants.