Last one to post wins the internets

why yes, yes it does!!!! :o

on the subject of other stuff,

i've got a tesco's extra value acer laptop roight, its an aspire 5532. "15.6 HD screen.

i've downloaded a 10gig copy of avatar - Avatar 2009 1080p BluRay X264-AMIABLE

ive nevar played a HD movie before, i've been told its just like being outdoors only indoors.

i've just tried to plhey it and it stutters like a twat.

do i need to piss about with codecs or something else? i've only got the k-lite mega pack :ermm: or is there some other reason it wouldn't work?

i just want to knock one out over the phit blue burds high-rez arse :emo:

Sounds loike you lappy might not be upto it :eyebrows:

You might need to get someone to have a look at it:smilie4:

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisf...-internet-over

ok guys, its been good knowing ewe all these past 7 years, time to clean out our desks and move on... :emo:

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Let's break the interweb before we go, and leave them with a ginormous bill.

Everyone, start downloading everything.


-doobs

I would love to be able to download something but my internets pants at the moment.

Supposed to be getting 10Mb download but it's only at 1.5Mb. Virgin media are sending me another modem:emo:

Break stuff. Break stuff.


-doobs

Gud moaning :coffee:

i r using firefox 4.0 beta, i like the way it makes me feel on the inside (of my pants).

further moar, if i could please direct your attention to the following.

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...59c004dc68.gif

That is good.:D

Morning mouldy.
How much graphics memory has your laptop got? I think If it's a tesco value one I think it will struggle...

Also, I laughed like an idiot at "stutters like a twat" :glag:

hmm i dunno, a radeon hd 3200, not sure how much is shared, can always up it in the bios, got 3jigawotts to play with :unsure:

having said that, Prince did say yesterday that the internet is over so i guess that means torrents are too so is there any real point in taking this further? :dabs:

Get yourself a decent typewriter ffs.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

on the subject of other stuff,

i've got a tesco's extra value acer laptop roight, its an aspire 5532. "15.6 HD screen.

i've downloaded a 10gig copy of avatar - Avatar 2009 1080p BluRay X264-AMIABLE

ive nevar played a HD movie before, i've been told its just like being outdoors only indoors.

i've just tried to plhey it and it stutters like a twat.

do i need to piss about with codecs or something else? i've only got the k-lite mega pack :ermm: or is there some other reason it wouldn't work?

i just want to knock one out over the phit blue burds high-rez arse :emo:

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Ewe should just get 720 stuffs instead. If that lappy has the HD 3200 in it then the best screen resolution is 1366x768 and would top out at 720p files.

Ewe should also dump KLite codec pack. It's not all that these days. Get this instead.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph2ZEGCoLnE[/youtube]

oic :smilie4:

Meh. It's still raining.

I would normally enjoy a good downpour, but I wants ta play softball, and stuff.


-doobs :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Get yourself a decent typewriter ffs.

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Mulder, Adster is looking for work...

:whistling


-doobs

I have had the most unlucky month ever :(

First the husband gets the sack, then the car blows up and the garage tries to swindle us, then there's a fraudulent transaction on my bank account causing me not to be able to pay the rent until the middle of the month and now the landlord has decided to kick us out because of the previous. Bah.

On the upside, my mum bought us a new car and she is coming over to visit us in two weeks time.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I have had the most unlucky month ever :(

First the husband gets the sack, then the car blows up and the garage tries to swindle us, then there's a fraudulent transaction on my bank account causing me not to be able to pay the rent until the middle of the month and now the landlord has decided to kick us out because of the previous. Bah.

On the upside, my mum bought us a new car and she is coming over to visit us in two weeks time.

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fucks sake :no:

your landlord sounds like a cunt, i'm sure you pay on time every month and even have papers to prove its beyond your control this month, he clearly is a massive twat :dabs:

I have fallen victim to a karmic sammich. True story.

At Tuesday lunchtime I went to what I thought to be the bestest sammich joint in the world. I'd usually have chicken tikka cos that's what all the cool guys have. On that fateful lunchtime, however, I thinks to myself...have chicken salsa instead...just to be different. So I did.

I handed the sammich woman a tenner to pay for my 3 squids 35 pees sammich containing a fuckload of chicken, salssa sauce, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, and cucumber on brown bread cos brown bread is the best. She handed me back 9 squids 65 pees. This means, for the hard of thinking amongst you, that the sammich cost me 35 pees. Humanity 1 Evil Sammich Makers nil.

You'd think so, whouldn't you. I was chuffed to the max and wolfed that good ole sammich down in no time at all. I have since been laid up with the bad botulism and have been vomiting and shiteing up a storm. Revised score...Humanity nil Evil Sammich Makers 15.

Still, it got me 3 days off work to the max.

Also Skweeks's landlord does sound like a proper cunt indeedy-do.

I think the only solution is to give the rotter a solid stabbing several times in the liver.

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I have fallen victim to a karmic sammich. True story.

At Tuesday lunchtime I went to what I thought to be the bestest sammich joint in the world. I'd usually have chicken tikka cos that's what all the cool guys have. On that fateful lunchtime, however, I thinks to myself...have chicken salsa instead...just to be different. So I did.

I handed the sammich woman a tenner to pay for my 3 squids 35 pees sammich containing a fuckload of chicken, salssa sauce, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, and cucumber on brown bread cos brown bread is the best. She handed me back 9 squids 65 pees. This means, for the hard of thinking amongst you, that the sammich cost me 35 pees. Humanity 1 Evil Sammich Makers nil.

You'd think so, whouldn't you. I was chuffed to the max and wolfed that good ole sammich down in no time at all. I have since been laid up with the bad botulism and have been vomiting and shiteing up a storm. Revised score...Humanity nil Evil Sammich Makers 15.

Still, it got me 3 days off work to the max.

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that's what ewe get for being a radical :no:

Lol

You people make me sick with your lack of....no wait, that'll be the sammich again.

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this is making me a bit :ghey:

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I think you'll find that it's being a homosexual that's making you a bit :ghey:

This just makes it worse for you cos you're mostly surrounded by blokes and it gets you all of a flutter, dumpling.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I have had the most unlucky month ever :(

First the husband gets the sack, then the car blows up and the garage tries to swindle us, then there's a fraudulent transaction on my bank account causing me not to be able to pay the rent until the middle of the month and now the landlord has decided to kick us out because of the previous. Bah.

On the upside, my mum bought us a new car and she is coming over to visit us in two weeks time.

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fucks sake :no:

your landlord sounds like a cunt, i'm sure you pay on time every month and even have papers to prove its beyond your control this month, he clearly is a massive twat :dabs:

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It's through a letting agency as well. Never missed a payment once in all the time we've lived here. I hope he sleeps well in the knowledge he is kicking out a family with a toddler and a tiny baby for no decent reason whatsoever.

letting aidjencies <_<

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Installing_Windows.jpg

:pinch:

hi

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hi

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Hello.

Pizza. Fact.

I'm jealous. Fact.

Pizza sounds orsum right now, even though I ate a french dip at Which Wich. :happy:

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I'm jealous. Fact.

Pizza sounds orsum right now, even though I ate a french dip at Which Wich. :happy:

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It is containing chili and pepperoni and green peppers and red onions and spicy fucking sausage, but I'm afraid to go out and collect it because of the time of the year I find myself currently situated therein.

I can hear explosions in my near vicinity. True story. This is to be expected, being where I am, in this place, being besieged by cunts, and hungry.

I'm afraid a garlic bread might be quite out of the question.

No wait...

Turns out that the explosions were just fireworks annually honouring the institutional subjugation of my people. Close one.

Well, that's all right then. Isn't it.

got to take the misses to see that twiglet 3 revenge of the vampires tonight :emo:

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/...-in-my-day.jpg

predators Wednesday though!!!!11!1 :01:

How long do you guys leave the bag in when you're making a cup of tea?

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How long do you guys leave the bag in when you're making a cup of tea?

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A couple of weeks should do it. If there's one within arm-locking distance, you should definitely get a woman to make it for you. They're so much better at it.

I'm a coffee man myself.

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How long do you guys leave the bag in when you're making a cup of tea?

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About 5 seconds. Stir with fingers, then quickly rinse said fingers under tap to combat scolding. I never have the thyme to wait around for it to brew.

The optimum is 2.wank minutes, or something else.

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Originally Posted by tesco

How long do you guys leave the bag in when you're making a cup of tea?

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About 5 seconds. Stir with fingers, then quickly rinse said fingers under tap to combat scolding. I never have the thyme to wait around for it to brew.

The optimum is 2.wank minutes, or something else.

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How does the finger rinsing stop one being chastised. That's a bit mental.

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The optimum is 2.wank minutes, or something else.

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That's what I was told but I find it turns bitter after about 30 seconds, but anything less just tastes like water.
My dad does 5 seconds with used tea bags. :wacko:

The tea I make for myself is so transparent I don't why I bother sometimes:ermm:

It's just a cup of warm milk with water and 2 sugars. Some chaps at my place of wurk use 2 teabags, only because they're not paying for them and don't mind having instant stains on thier teeth :pinch: