Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

I'm loathe to admit that I've watched the better part of every season of Survivor and the really weird thing is that the more people implore the producers to go back to the original concept,the more the producers seem determined to bring back old cast members and add a lot of annoying superficial shit and stay in one location instead of looking for new and interesting places to explore and basically play to the lowest common denominator and rub long suffering viewers noses in it.

I think the newest "twist" of having returning players and a significant other so there's really nothing new to invest in, is finally the straw that has broken the camel's back for me.
Even idiots of my magnitude weary of banging our heads against the wall at some point.:mellow:

Maybe I'll buy a skateboard or something.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I admit that I've watched every season of Survivor

idiots of my magnitude

Maybe I'll buy something.

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I thought you had taste or something :ohmy:

Taste is subjective.That's probably why you're able to get dates.:)

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Originally Posted by Snee

Dawg. The new longboard is p sweet. Pumping is fucking exhausting, but it turns like nothing else I've ridden for a long time, and it's fun in a way my Vanguard isn't.

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Oh snap. I've only had the pleasure of a Vanguard in a shop on the practice floor and that felt pretty sick, she sounds like a dirty girl :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Snee

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

For some reason I can't seem to stop watching Storage Wars Texas. It's interesting seeing what non UK based pikeys look and sound like and i would bang the fuck out of Jenny. She's got that croaky ex coke fiend kind of voice, i like that. And that little bird that follows around the old Jew, she's got a voice like that too but Jenny's breastases are better.

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Jenny seems like a full on retard, though :idunno:

That's a turnoff for some people.

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Word. They're all mostly dumb, mostly. There's one where she finds an antique sex toy and pretends not to know what it is. But she knew .......she knew........... :shifty:

She's got a weird birthmark or burn on her shoulder too but i'd still lay her down by the fire and make sweet love to her, for her croaky meth voice alone. I dont like reality TV. In fact, i haven't owned a television for over 4 years. But the misses has TV, she even has one of those fancy space satellites wot TV comes from. I like the History channel now they've made it have nothing to do with History what so ever. They have programs like Cajun Pawn Stars and Pawn Stars. And Texas Storage Wars and Storage Wars. I'd nevar go out of my way to watch them and around the time im at her place there's sweet stuffs on like star trek and galatica but im not allowed to watch them :emo:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm loathe

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Agreed. :yup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

did i win internets!!!!:whistling

fuck no!!!! :whistling

Besides shutting it down for lutz I really wouldn't know what to do with the internet anyway.

I'd start banning fuckwits off it at random.

I'd be like a fickle internets god, harsh but unfair.

Just to really rub it in, I'd start sending them badly spelt emails just before shutting them off, containing stuff like "lulz, in ur face" or "no more prorn 4 u", just so they'd think they'd been pwnt by a master.


Also, I'd ban all of Romania until they took all their gypos back.

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Originally Posted by Snee

I'd start banning fuckwits off it at random.

I'd be like a fickle internets god, harsh but unfair.

Just to really rub it in, I'd start sending them badly spelt emails just before shutting them off, containing stuff like "lulz, in ur face" or "no more prorn 4 u", just so they'd think they'd been pwnt by a master.


Also, I'd ban all of Romania until they took all their gypos back.

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For the record,all gods are unfair probably because they know that they can get away with it.Sort of makes you wonder why we bother to worship them in the first place.

On a more serious note,I do like your idea about random bans though as there nothing quite so entertaining as a 13 year old girl having a spastic fit because she can't access her Facebook account.

I have not smoked a cigarette for 49 days.

I had like two, last friday.

My two first whole ones since I was 17.

Apparently they call lights "Gold" now :ghey:

Still the same shitty menthol taste, though.

Upgrade to Photobucket Plus or something. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by chalice

I have not smoked a cigarette for 49 days.

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have you ran out?? i've got some cutters choice if you wanna role one? :unsure:

...i'm off up norf tomorrow lyke, to see family and such. taking the misses with me too, for 4 days. i'm gonna try giving up for these 4 days, maybe forever :ermm:

http://superhotgame.com/ this if pretty sick and was made in 7 days! time only moves when you do :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by Skiz

Upgrade to Photobucket Plus or something. :unsure:

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They're trying to blackmail me into doing that, the fucking spastics.

Funny thing is that according to my account dashboard, I've hardly used any bandwith this month, meaning that things should display properly.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

http://superhotgame.com/ this if pretty sick and was made in 7 days! time only moves when you do :eyebrows:

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A bit short, innit?

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Upgrade to Photobucket Plus or something. :unsure:

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They're trying to blackmail me into doing that, the fucking spastics.

Funny thing is that according to my account dashboard, I've hardly used any bandwith this month, meaning that things should display properly.

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Et voila!

Yeah, it reset since I joined on the 13th, a long long time ago, but if they do it like the two previous months, they'll start replacing my images after I hit like 0-2% of their bandwidth limit.

Yesterday, it showed a whopping 7 megs out of 10 gigs used.

Coincidentally, either way it is a black square I try not to read. :no:

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Taste is subjective.

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The brain dead have no taste, objectively speaking.

Also, I am very monogamous for a polyamorous being, thus I get relationships rather than dates.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Taste is subjective.

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The brain dead have no taste, objectively speaking.

Also, I am very monogamous for a polyamorous being, thus I get relationships rather than dates.

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check pm.

Floyd Mayweather Jnr. is the greatest boxer who has ever lived. No fucker can land a shot, never mind knock him out. Greatest sportsman of our era. And I'm a racist.

He made a child of Alvarez tonight. It wasn't just the closed up shoulder roll. It was a masterclass in slapping the fuck out of ginger Mexicans. I truly thought Canelo might've been a contender. But fuck that. Floyd is a big black god. Statistical fact.

You mean the white guy lost in a championship fight? Wholly heck, that never happens... :no:

It's okay, meg, you still have your guns.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You mean the white guy lost in a championship fight? Wholly heck, that never happens... :no:

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Sad attempt at racism as Mexicans aren't White and (quoting the Texas constitution here) only barely considered human.:)
Also chalice,your national bias is showing calling a boxer "the greatest sportman ever" as clearly that title belongs to Wayne Gretzky. :)

World Cup in Montreal today anyway so suck it, fags.:)

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Originally Posted by chalice

It's okay, meg, you still have your guns.

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What the fuck is a sportman?

Singular of sportsman.

Ah. I thought it was one of them there code words you fellows use for homosexuality.

By "you fellows? do you mean boxers, because let me tell you we are some awesome sportmen.

I don't know about the homo part, but the sexuality is certainly a head turner.

Oleg once said that if he couldn't get a hot woman, he would rather be raped by a homosexual than die a virgin. At the moment, it would appear that even the queers aren't attracted to Oleg, and he may die a virgin after all.

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At the moment, it would appear that even the queers aren't attracted to Oleg, and he may die a virgin after all.

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Q: Hooooow unattractive is Oleg?...

A: Oleg is soooo unattractive, he'd have to tie a peen around his neck just to get Idol to play with him...

I suppose I could use the peen to hit him over the head,illiterate.

Speaking of sports.....

As long as there isn't another occurrence of this:
http://i.imgur.com/6t4QSuo.jpg?1

Then with two more wins the auld mug will have a new (old) home. :naughty:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Speaking of sports.....

As long as there isn't another occurrence of this:


Then with two more wins the auld mug will have a new (old) home. :naughty:

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Saw a short blurb about those boats recently. Basically, they are really fast and skip atop the water (who needs their boat to actually remain in the water) and won't break as long as everything goes according to a computer model.

Kinda cool to see REALLY rich guys clinging for dear life to something besides my mortgage. :)