Last one to post wins the internets

The secret of making tea, use boiling water.

Not boiled, fucking boiling.

It should be this colour

http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs...ness/tea-8.jpg

Then add milk and sugar to cancel the taste of the tea.

Cross thread reference ftw.

Not to sound odd as well but I only sup tea at work and not at home :blink:

sup? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by tesco

sup? :unsure:

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Nowt mate, you.

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Originally Posted by tesco

sup? :unsure:

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Nowt mate, you.

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Not too much J but what I really wanted was to know what 'sup' meant in the context that enoughfakefiles put it in, obviousement. :happy:

sip.

typo.

logical. :happy:

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Originally Posted by ringhunter

sip.

typo.

logical. :happy:

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It wasn't a typo. True story.

He was using a northern colloquialism. Do keep up.

Actually, come to think of it, he wasn't using a colloquialism at all. He was using a fully legitimate word to describe drinking tea.

Do keep up with me keeping up.

Where the fuck did I put my internets bank login thingie?

Found it underneath some bills.

Thanks for nothing, internets.

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Found it underneath some bills.

Thanks for nothing, internets.

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Yeah, well, that wot I was gonna say anyways.

So I've been teaching some nub at wurk the ropes, and all. Been answering them crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

I figured, you know, I'm prolly on my way out regardless, but at least I'll make sure she's all right when I'm gone and whatnot.

Only, she quit this week. That was unexpected.

Also, it's been nearly six months, since I got laid off the first time.

It's funny how I'm still working there :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Snee

So I've been teaching some nub at wurk the ropes, and all. Been answering them crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

I figured, you know, I'm prolly on my way out regardless, but at least I'll make sure she's all right when I'm gone and whatnot.

Only, she quit this week. That was unexpected.

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I'll take the job Snee, it can't be that difficult. You can teach me on here, right?

And I already know the answer to the above 2 questions, so I reckon that makes me more than qualified.

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.

Ordered on a whim.

The next time that fucking cat wakes me up at six in the morning I'll give it something to scream about.



Not really. I'm more likely to shoot the owner. It's not the cat's fault.

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I can't believe it, I just rob Mega Casino and got 43 exp! xD

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No Way!!!!

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Originally Posted by Snee

crucial questions like "wot is a server?" and "wot is a database?".

Only, she quit this week.

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You probably got to "Wot's an on-switch."

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Originally Posted by Snee

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.

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I already know some Swedish:

mjölk
bröt
jag älskar dig

That should be more than sufficient for any software manual.

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Originally Posted by Snee

The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.

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I don't think she needs to learn the Swedish language to write a Swedish manual...
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The more difficult part, I expect, will be teaching you swedish.

She was writing the manuals for their software.

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I already know some Swedish:

mjölk
bröt
jag älskar dig

That should be more than sufficient for any software manual.

How strange...

Lulz aside, that nub was fun to have a around and pretty bright, if a tad sheltered from all things computers, previously.

I'll actually miss her, and I do wish her well in the future.

So what you're saying is, you tried to fondle her Mulder style and she ran away?

all this is very well but did she have mahoosive tits!?!!!???1?

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So what you're saying is, you tried to fondle her Mulder style and she ran away?

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I won't dignify that with an answer :snooty:

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all this is very well but did she have mahoosive tits!?!!!???1?

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They felt average :no:

I cewking, buhtahwee.

I like started boiling these potatoes, but it took too long, so now I've put them in the oven with some tomatoes, a couple of dollops of butter with sea salt and some random spices.

It's anyone's guess how this turns out.

Also olive oil.

Because you think putting them in the oven will take less long than boiling them? :unsure:

Welp. At least I could just put it in there and go do something else.

It kept boiling over cos I used a tiny pot.

I dunno how it's gonna taste, but it looks great, anyhow :idunno:

Did you put sugar on the tomatoes, to take away the tomatoey taste.

Don't be ridiculous Jaypea. He used salt to take away the potatoey taste.

What time does Top Gear air?
Right now, or one hour ago?

Nobody likes Top Gear.

Why does BBC America show Star Trek The Next Generation.....

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/23333/9.jpg


http://208.116.9.205/10/content/23333/19.jpg

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/23333/5.jpg

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/23333/21.jpg

i bring ewe tidings of gud moaning, interwebs :smilie4:

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How does the finger rinsing stop one being chastised. That's a bit mental.

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The cold water used to rinse stops the skin peeling off. :unsure:

Mornsup muldstar. What a hideous finger-leg-keyboard person to wake up to.

That some good photoshawping! Bet barbie couldn't do that :p

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http://208.116.9.205/10/content/23333/21.jpg

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Loving that :happy:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

That some good photoshawping! Bet barbie couldn't do that :p

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