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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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IdolEyes787
Also, I've given an incredibly little amount of thought to this and Tin Cup is the best golf movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSUyYSQie8
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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IdolEyes787
Every shark bite gets reported, every dog bite doesn't. So basically red states and COVID 19 deaths.
:wacko: :artist: :wacko:
Question?? 300 Thousand people get bitten from dogs, When are they going to show a "Dog Week":unsure:
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Nothing to sensational so nothing to drive ratings. Has MMA taught you nothing?
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IdolEyes787
Nothing to sensational so nothing to drive ratings. Has MMA taught you nothing?
Well MMA killed Boxing for sure when it comes to ratings and all, but i still watch them both.....
Wouldn't you watch Dog week?? And i don't mean that in a racists way or that bounty hunter guy:unsure:
They do have Pussy Cat week??
I figured you would be interested in seeing someone torn apart by a pit-bull or rottweiler, or even a well trained police dog......
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I subscribe to this YouTube channel so I think you have me confused with someone else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edHqhLGxicQ
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Even after watching part of the video, i still had a craving for Taco-Bell......
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Wouldn't you rather have some good food?
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IdolEyes787
Wouldn't you rather have some good food?
Well... In the back of my mind i was thinking if Canada became a socialists/communists country, i may actually have to eat the dog:yikes:
So i figured that alternative Taco-Bell will do........
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IdolEyes787
Wouldn't you rather have some good food?
Well, I wouldn't call my fare good... I eat Bun Sized "Beef" Ballpark Hot Dogs most everyday. You noticed i didn't say Beef "Franks"* didn't you? As, there is a difference. :rolleyes:
I consider it comfort food, tasty over good, as my culinary répertoire is varied. Always with a dash of Plochman's Mustard (Original Flavor), as it was meant to be consumed. Magnifique! :clap:
*I detest any food I'm on a first name basis with.
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I like whore. I like to make sex on many whore.
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Speaking of whores, Acer are whores! I wanted to put a second HDD or SSD in my shitty Acer laptop and needed a "HDD Cable w/ Connector (UMA)" and HDD bracket, the space from the board to where the HDD will sit is (and not unlike my penis) obscenely long! Couldn't use a generic cable so had to order the specific acer-part number one, the currency for the website was in Euros and not pounds which tells me it's coming from some far away made up country. It's been two fucking weeks now! These cock wombles need to hurry up and strap it to a faster donkey or something else :eyebrows:
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Mr. Mulder
Couldn't use a generic cable so had to order the specific acer-part number one, the currency for the website was in Euros and not pounds which tells me it's coming from some far away made up country. It's been two fucking weeks now! These cock wombles need to hurry up and strap it to a faster donkey or something else :eyebrows:
International parcel delivery times are likewise obscenely long due to COVID-19 measures currently in place. If you get it sooner than a month consider yourself blessed.
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First I have to queue outside of the vape shop and now pc parts take longer to arrive, what has happened to society.
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IdolEyes787
International parcel delivery times are likewise obscenely long due to COVID-19 measures currently in place. If you get it sooner than a month consider yourself blessed.
You fools and your Covid restrictions. In the US, we order our packages with extra Covid. We spread it around like it's raining at a strip club!
We also give our relief funds to those loyal to El Presidente.
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Mr. Mulder
I wanted to put a second HDD or SSD in my shitty Acer laptop
Do you want to add a ZIP drive and docking station, too? :ghey:
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IdolEyes787
International parcel delivery times are likewise obscenely long due to COVID-19 measures currently in place. If you get it sooner than a month consider yourself blessed.
You fools and your Covid restrictions. In the US, we order our packages with extra Covid. We spread it around like it's raining at a strip club!
We also give our relief funds to those loyal to El Presidente.
Yes, but only extra nasty from Amazon & eBay... so we can sue those bastards again! :shifty:
(Made me day Meg ol'buddy, ol'pal!) :lol: :alien:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYYwkTvfNyE
Well, if nothing else at least you nailed Meg's maturity level.
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You guys... I need to stop by more frequently... y'all make the day... so... so... Geographically Funny! :lol:
(If its bad Canadian, good American or vise-versa I wonder... you all make me almost shit piss my pants at times!) :D :alien:
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Stehle
You guys...
I've always assumed Meg must be a hermaphrodite given how people are always saying how he should go fuck himself.
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Naww... it's probably just his... like all of us... way of dealing with stress. Laughter is the best medicine, or so they say. :rolleyes:
(I mean WTF!... who are "they" anyway? Busting about 3 conspiracy theories about the C-19 per day now, but that one always seems to elude me!) :frusty: :alien:
For Meg, but anyone can dream too... Internet Beta Testers Needed!
"Elon Musk has previously described the device as a “UFO on a stick”. :alien:
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PinkieEyes787
[video=Brony Confession [/video]
Well, if nothing else at least you nailed Meg's maturity level.
I don't believe you get to claim superior maturity while quoting Ponies. :noes:
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megabyteme
I don't believe you get to claim superior maturity while quoting Ponies. :noes:
Touché! :lol:
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The one flaw in your argument is that I didn't claim superior maturity, I merely pointed out your lack thereof, Greg.
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Don't try to bring me down to your level. :dry:
Btw, how nice is it to see a post with only one flaw in the argument?? Some like to pack in the nuttiness like a box of granola...
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Happy Father's Day! :)
(Legitimate or illegitimate... they are still yours ...deal with it! ...I am!) :) :alien:
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IdolEyes787
Who could have *ever* guessed? :idunno:
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Stehle
Happy Father's Day! :)
(Legitimate or illegitimate... they are still yours ...deal with it! ...I am!) :) :alien:
I've got 1.5 perfect kids, which is pretty good statistically!
Thank you, Stehl-- good, bad, or ugly they're ours. I hope you are enjoying your Dad's day to the full extent!
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Your son only pretends to have a learning disability to avoid talking to you. You have to admire anyone who commits that fully to a role.
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I'm totally fine with the silence-- it's the *attempts* at karaoke that I find ...um...challenging.
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Not as challenging as he does.
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Mr. Mulder
It's been two fucking weeks now! These cock wombles need to hurry up and strap it to a faster donkey or something else :eyebrows:
Been waiting for a couple of packages from the States for three weeks now. I'd just like to put it out there that I'd be perfectly fine with a few postal workers dying if we could speed this up a bit.
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IdolEyes787
Been waiting for a couple of packages from the States for three weeks now. I'd just like to put it out there that I'd be perfectly fine with a few postal workers dying if we could speed this up a bit.
We've all pretty much began looting and scavenging to survive. Your bike parts were used to rebuild Stehl's hip-- say what you will, he glides downhill like an Olympian!. You'll be happy to learn that the soldier postal worker fought hard to defend your package. We sold his body to a Trump supporter who plans to tan bleach the skin and wear him to the next rally.
Other than The Plague, Depression II, and the few oddities mentioned above, life's pretty much normal...
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megabyteme
Your bike parts were used to rebuild Stehl's hip-- say what you will, he glides downhill like an Olympian!
At least now when the next person tells Stehl that he looks to be going downhill really fast he may not cry.
Anyway I now realize that the postal delay is all my fault as I knew it was from Trump's America and I forgot to include a bribe.
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megabyteme
...Your bike parts were used to rebuild Stehl's hip-- say what you will, he glides downhill like an Olympian!. You'll be happy to learn that the l...
Funny you should mention that... A few Canadians on me mum's side ARE Olympians! No, not gonna say who, but a winter sport most Canadians are very familiar with. :happy:
(The rest are doctors, dentist, etc. Professional folk they most are. Get your facts right... 'tis not me hip, but if those parts will help this pain in the neck of mine... do cycle them my way.) :alien:
@Idol "I forgot to include a bribe." ...make it Bitcoin and there yours. :shifty:
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Stehle
Funny you should mention that... A few Canadians on me mum's side ARE Olympians! No, not gonna say who, but a winter sport most Canadians are very familiar with. :happy:
I'm going with this based on two things. 1. As an American you don't know what an Olympic sport is unless it involves Michael Phelps or Simone Biles. 2. Behind your back, Meg has been telling everyone how you likely come from a long line of knuckle draggers.
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You do realize you just linked to 20+ shirtless guys humping the air.
You are sooo close-- just step outside that closet door... Let your Pride show!
You don't have to worry about losing any friends because nobody ever liked you anyway... :noes: Consider this an intervention where we sit you down and preface the conversation with, "You can tell us anything because we already have a really really low opinion of everything about you!"
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You managed to be both racist and homophobic in that one post. Are you running in an election as a Republican or something?
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IdolEyes787
Are you running in an election as a Republican or something?
That was rude and uncalled for :snooty: