Hactually, I've been lurking.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I have also been pissing out of my arse since wednesday:pinch:
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Hactually, I've been lurking.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I have also been pissing out of my arse since wednesday:pinch:
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Originally Posted by JPaulA brief history of the rise of Adolf Hitler and the Third Reich.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Peace, brotherdoobie
Your front arse isn't really your arse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoHactually, I've been lurking.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I have also been pissing out of my arse since wednesday:pinch:
It's time you knew that.
Jesus Fucking Christ.Apparently a Michigan woman is suing the producers of the movie Drive because the advertising led her to believe that it would be like The Fast and the Furious and it wasn't.
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/woman...t-and-furious/
I still can't get over the woman who sued McDonald's for a coffee she spilt. She wasn't even driving, her grandson was. She consciously took the decision to place the coffee between her legs and remove the lid to add cream and sugar, and fuck me it spilt :slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
McDonalds was still found 80% responsible for selling an unsafe product.....
http://legalfinancejournal.com/loser...tion-in-texas/Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI still can't get over the woman who sued McDonald's for a coffee she spilt. She wasn't even driving, her grandson was. She consciously took the decision to place the coffee between her legs and remove the lid to add cream and sugar, and fuck me it spilt :slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
McDonalds was still found 80% responsible for selling an unsafe product.....
That's Texas for you. Ever considered moving? In time?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizhttp://legalfinancejournal.com/loser...tion-in-texas/Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Maybe Nazi Germany would suit you better.
Well, it's a darn good thing HUGE corporations with MASSIVE legal funds would never trample the "little guy", or abuse such a law. :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
And don't forget that you can't wring the green out of snot stains, the deadbeat frivolous plaintiffs won't pay their legal fees. Basically this law only affects to curb frivolous lawsuits from respectable peoples, who as chance has it, don't file frivolous lawsuits. Fucking genius, ain't that the truth texas.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
http://listverse.com/2009/01/28/top-...lous-lawsuits/Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWell, it's a darn good thing HUGE corporations with MASSIVE legal funds would never trample the "little guy", or abuse such a law. :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
$200 billion dollars a year on law suits, what is the 'little guy' on crack ? The world economy is going to hell in a hand basket and the U.S. profligately wastes $200 billion a year on civil law suits ?
Only a judge can deem a lawsuit as frivolous, and they may not even do so unless it has been petitioned for after the case and by the defendant, if they lose. I think it's pretty sound. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeWell, it's a darn good thing HUGE corporations with MASSIVE legal funds would never trample the "little guy", or abuse such a law. :frusty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
My first girlfriend's name was April, I have no idea why I had such an affinity towards the name; she turned out to be a bitch. Facebook tells me she's now a fat bitch with kids.
So the only difference is the kids then.
If we were to assume that's true, then what'd be the problem with that? In reality I prefer 'em petite, luckily I don't live in Texas where the chances of coming across one are slimmer than in most states.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
April is the cruelest munt.
Anybody see wot I did there? No?
You made a post?Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
You swang some localized slang?
You banged my old fat poontang?
All of the above.
This lounge is a wasteland.
Anybody see wot I did there? No?
It appears jacky is under the impression that beating the anti-Texan drum will get me in a tiff or something else. :huh:
Yeah, I gave up on that one about 4 years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
I'm sticking with nazi. Good old nazis never let me down.
So basically the legislature of Texas have decided it'd be better if Texans sorted out their personal disputes without involving the judiciary... well now there's a surprise :rolleyes:
^whateverthefuckthatmeans.
Art, you ever walk any of the Te Araroa? A buddy and I are kicking around the idea of putting together a trip in a few years to do a 10-day (or so) hike. We just need to get past the sticker shock of the airfare.
http://filesharingtalk.com/content/1...earch-Analysts :naughty:
On Monday they were hovering at around 369 and today they peaked 400.
ive got such a fucking erection right now. you don't even know.
It means that only the legislature of Texas would think it a good idea to encourage Texans to settle their disputes without involving the Judiciary... seriously... in the state where people fire miniguns in the desert...Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Rather that drumbeat never gets old, it's like listening to my classic rock station... in moderation. Also, getting you miffed was already accomplished, say a couple of weeks ago. Now I just need to be certain you don't enjoy a single post of mine. Giving you advice about your computer problems, then watching you not only fail to comprehend it properly and follow through, but rather you decide to suddenly switch gears and spend more money, that was beautiful beautiful icing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
The track will not be complete till the end of the year, 3000km in 10 days though what kind of energy bars do you guys use ? The Milford Track here in the Marlborough Sounds is a world famous walking track though along with several others that have world heritage status.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Without sounding like a tourist brochure, the country has some truly awe inspiring scenery including Glaciers, a large alpine range some amazing geothermal activity, absolutely awesome fishing and great weed.
Good luck with all that. I honestly don't give a shit. Keep your non-Lounge posts on-topic and you're fine in my book, regardless of your opinions of me, Texas or anything else.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyRather that drumbeat never gets old, it's like listening to my classic rock station... in moderation. Also, getting you miffed was already accomplished, say a couple of weeks ago. Now I just need to be certain you don't enjoy a single post of mine. Giving you advice about your computer problems, then watching you not only fail to comprehend it properly and follow through, but rather you decide to suddenly switch gears and spend more money, that was beautiful beautiful icing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
We're not talking about doing the entire walk, just a section. Which part we don't know just yet. The Milford Track rings a bell tho'... may have read something about that.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisThe track will not be complete till the end of the year, 3000km in 10 days though what kind of energy bars do you guys use ? The Milford Track here in the Marlborough Sounds is a world famous walking track though along with several others that have world heritage status.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Without sounding like a tourist brochure, the country has some truly awe inspiring scenery including Glaciers, a large alpine range some amazing geothermal activity, absolutely awesome fishing and great weed.
I like to be where the people are not. Peace and quiet are what I'm after. Do you recommend one over the other, or is that too general given the range of those trails?
Cut the bullshit. You haven't the credibility to make any of those claims sound remotely believable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
As one of "the people", I can say we prefer that too. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
sup dawgs. :smilie4:
He IS the bionic man
Richest man in the world performing "Stupid Pet Tricks" suitable for Letterman. :lol:
Who knew Bill had such skills? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
He's lucky he made it I guess or that prolly would have become the most watched video of all time. :pinch:
Wurk Sewp Home Dawgs!!!!!1 :smilie4:
I won the internets again. :O