I was talking about my neighbor ford.hes really muscular.
The danish are dangerous! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1380987613
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I was talking about my neighbor ford.hes really muscular.
The danish are dangerous! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1380987613
I thought you meant Gerald Ford because he played football.
Or maybe Harrison Ford because he's old as dirt.
Or maybe Glenn Ford because he is now actually dirt.
Henry Ford pioneered cheap and nasty cars for the masses.
General Arthur Motors created a similar line of cheap and nasty cars for the masses.
Pierre Chevrolet, that French rat, also pioneered cheap and nasty cars.
Victor Audi tried to match Richter Von Be-emm DubbalOO, Carlz Mersaidz-Benz with their luxury german mass produced cars.
Albert Skoda produces cheap cars that are nasty.
Bob Dodge got rammed into car production.
Michael Bentley, Richard Chrysler, Patrick Ferrari, John Honda, Ainsley Proton and Dick Lotus make a variety of cars that could be crap, and might be made for the masses.
But the best one of the lot was the car company that was created when a Greek Cypriot could not decide whether to have a lamb kebab or a ghini kebab.
He sat there for ages discussing it...
Lamb or Ghini?
Lamb or Ghini?
Lamb or Ghini?
Lamb or Ghini?
In the end, he decided to have both mixed together, and created a Lamborghini kebab, which then went on to become a car make. So next time you drive around in your Lamborghini, remember that it was created from a kebab.
I trust you so much im not even going to fact check.that post was like a episode of vsauce.
My ninjas :smilie4:
watched The Man With The Iron Fists last night, it was pretty gud. Proper over the top lyke though the most unrealistic part was that the RZA (the blacksmith) didn't have a single muscle on either arm, despite being a blacksmith. But because he's a super tough rapper in real life who has all the monies and gets all the wimins he can of course take down any Japanese legend he chooses.
but it has sick fights and haircuts and of course russell crowe fightin round the world
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Is gud a new slang term for bad?If so I concur that The Man With the Iron Fists was really,really gud.Quote:
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Also the fights were gud.Very,very gud.
A good fight requires a certain level of athleticism or drama or artistry and TMWtIF's had none of those.
Yes but they had super sweet haircuts, something that money can't buy. Except that it totally can :smilie4:
Wu-Tang forever.
I saw Gravity.
What a fantastic movie.The only way they could possibly have made it better is if they managed to work in a giant robot or two and maybe replace George Clooney with Jason Stratham.
Maybe you should be a director, instead of a commentator. :lol:Quote:
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Yeah I have all these great ideas and I don't understand why no one is willing to give someone with little to no experience tens of millions of dollars to make movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXMaybe you should be a director, instead of a commentator. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Personally I would have opened Gravity with an extended sequence of a weightless Sandra Bullock slowly stripping out of her spacesuit as an homage to Barbarella.
I figure if Tarantino and DePalma can garner critical praise for ripping off other people then why can't I?:)
I'd also work in Bowie's Space Oddity into the soundtrack. Likely while they're drifting around because that's brilliant in it's sheer obviousness.:)
Of course there would also be a heartwarming scene involving a puppy but basically that goes without saying.
WTF happened to the audible pronunciations in wikipedia? What good does "/ˌsɜrʃiəˈrɛəraɪ" do me? :pinch:
The thing is that you need drive to get anywhere in life. If you don't have the desire, then no one is ever going to trust you with tens of millions of dollars. You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.Quote:
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That seems a bit pushy, not to mention like far too much work simply to afford a bigger house with a second bathroom.Quote:
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No I think I shall stick with my original plan of lollygagging in the sun and befriending squirrels in what I feel is the quite real hope one will find a bag of money in a tree and leave it to me in his will. :)
Thanks anyway for the advice,ridiculous as it is.:)
yes it is... if only to turn on a new generation to the single most iconic artist of modern times...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I win!!
/banned.
Haisup 'girlfriends :kiss:
i went and had a filling this morning at t'dentist, i've got this hawt little Mexican dentist now, today was the second time i've seen her. I had a filling done on one of my back teeth and the whole time she was resting her dirty potatoes on my face, it was super hawt :naughty:
i wouldn't mind giving her a filling, if you know what i'm saying.
It's sex. Sex is what i am saying :mellow:
I was in the zone for like two hours today, dawgs.
I was writing code like a boss.
The rest of the day I was answering questions from other people :dabs:
Just picked up a bluray copy of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the post office as well. Today is a good day, and tonight is saved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVM...tailpage#t=107
Apparently the bored wrecks bookmarks on yotube clips, so just forward to 1:45 for the point of the video.
Sod the big house with the second bathroom. I'm more interested in the private plane and yacht anchored off Monaco.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787That seems a bit pushy, not to mention like far too much work simply to afford a bigger house with a second bathroom.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Simply put, if you want big, you need to think big. Small thinkers go unnoticed.
If you want something bad enough, you need to go and grab it. Be brash, not bashful. If you don't put yourself forward, you may end up like Oleg, whining about his lot in life.
A warning.The following may prove to be offensive to some but since stereotypes require a lot less time and effort than learning the actual truth I basically go with them whenever possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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I've noticed that you're very interested in with sex.Are you absolutely,positively sure that you're English?
Yeah but the second bathroom has granite counters and one of those faucets that turns on and off when you wave your hand over it.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXSod the big house with the second bathroom. I'm more interested in the private plane and yacht anchored off Monaco.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Simply put, if you want big, you need to think big. Small thinkers go unnoticed.
If you want something bad enough, you need to go and grab it. Be brash, not bashful. If you don't put yourself forward, you may end up like Oleg, whining about his lot in life.
I see what you are saying. We've gotta go find a rich guy and force him to giveQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
meus all his monies.
Anyone know where Idol lives? Other than his carpet, I think his house might be pretty nice. :shifty:
I'm pretty sure that no one can force me to do anything.
I might have to have myself labelled a terrorist and abducted by the CIA just to test this theory out.:)
1. I saw a globe once, and there was A LOT of blue stuff between Mexico and England. I doubt anyone could swim that far- even a Mexican.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
2. Mexican. Dentist. Obviously, there were 2 people in the room with you.
3. Surely, you were mistaken and the cleaning lady (probably from Spain- one could swim from there) rubbed her boobs on your eyes so she could steal your wallet AND identity.
You're being incredibly racist.
Clearly the Mexican lady could have been a dentist as I assume the cartel requires dental work too,occasionally.
Anyway this weekend it's Thanksgiving in Canada,so I would like to take the opportunity to give thanks for the return of The Walking Dead,hopefully with less The Governor and Carl finally dying in some horrific way.
Also I'm hoping that this will be the year where someone on the show actually talks in a setting realistic manner.
I'm pretty sure that given similar circumstance most people's vocabulary would consist entirely of crying like a little girl and the word "fuck".
you're all being super racist. Clearly she was the president of Mexico and just wanted a better life for her self. And clearly her and I will run away together but not to Mexico because that's gross. And clearly she wants me to slap her dirty pillows around and somehow the misses would be ok with this then we'd all get ice cream :eyebrows:
I believe the above sentence has been pilfered from Macky's diary without proper citation. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You know right up until you wrote that, I was of the belief that Mexico was ruled by a chief or maybe a warlord like the US.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Took lsd-like drug yesterday and it turned my android into a ios7 device.
Sorry about your bad trip....Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I was typing a text message today and it rather accurately predicted 12-year-old with the dashes and everything. Fucking little girls, am I right?
Fucking-little-girls
That would be correctly used in the following context: "I'm exhausted after a genitally abusing fucking-little-girls night. Forget their morning pains, there is only one of me."Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
so...... :unsure: .......they're 16 right?? :unsure:
just watched the new episode of The Boring Dead
Spoiler: Showlots of boring new characters to flesh it out into lots of unnecessary episodes, lots of terrible looking cgi face stabbings, lots of car sponsorship and the old tried and tested formula of rick wondering off and having a revelation while some other stuff fills out the rest of the 42 minutes. the bit at the very end was inevitable given the filthy world they live in, they could have had a zombie pig but instead they make that faggot with glasses into a zombie. Gay. :snooty:
If it rains everyday,sooner or later you get use to the rain.Quote:
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That's why good horror (or drama) has peaks and valleys and why it was smart for the producers of TWD to start the season with the characters beginning to believe that everything is going to be OK because clearly it is not.
Also as I'm not 12, if anything the premiere moved too quickly and would probably have been better served to have stuck strictly to the portending but then like I said I'm not 12.
They also only really introduced one new character as Karen seems to be merely there as an adjunct to Tyreese's character and the other people mere zombie fodder.
Anyway http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/10/14/th...rd-viewership/
Up 30% from last year.I don't know if any show that's four years into it's run has ever seen such an increase in viewership.
Also is you take into account delayed viewing and the like you can easily add several million people to that total.
i wonder what the spin-off is going to be about :eyebrows: apparently it’s going to run parallel to TWD but be completely different. I think the story will be about a bunch of greedy Jew writers whom have made vast amounts of money from dragging the series out with filler, car sponsorship and product placement but find its never enough...
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I've never really noticed the car product placements as it's not like Hyundais are the only cars they use.
Also when you say that someone a lawyer and then adding greedy and Jew you are basically being redundant. Sort of like calling someone an evil Nazi.
Anyway I believe there is some sort of push on to clean up all this unnecessary redundancy as apparently you're now suppose to refer to someone from south of the border simply as a "Mexican" and not "greasy Mexican" as previously thought correct.
I'd also like to add,at least at the time of this post,this site has the worst members in the history of sites and members and history.