what if they've been munching a massive taco and have super greasy fingers?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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what if they've been munching a massive taco and have super greasy fingers?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Hyundais are manufactured in Korea, so it is very possible the management kept the workforce building cars in spite of the Apocalypse. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
What do you mean "What if?"
Remember we're talking Mexicans here.
You are of course including yourself in this inimitable cast I suppose? :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
If nothing else, I am a man of theQuote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou are of course including yourself in this inimitable cast I suppose? :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
peopleppl.
Anyway as some ghey poet type wrote "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".:)
Well that's alright then.... although in your case it is more a case of raining than reigning.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787If nothing else, I am a man of theQuote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
peopleppl.
Anyway as some ghey poet type wrote "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven".:)
Dawgs. :emo:
Bored of my job i've had for over three years, started looking for a new jawb. Just need to finish off my C.V by drawing a massive magenta penis on the front page, so they know what's up.
Hoping to leave this side of Christmas but I’m probably gonna have to take a pay cut wherever i end up. :emo:
Coincidentally, Idol says he's badly in need of staff. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Having trouble walking, is he?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeCoincidentally, Idol says he's badly in need of a staff. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
As you're in computers or IT or something, obviously your job would be boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
If you had bothered to think things through properly you could have chosen a more exciting line of work,like international assassin or rock star or spartan warrior or the guy that tests out parachutes to be sure that they work properly before the company sells them to people.
So basically what I am saying is you've no one to blame but yourself and maybe God*.
*Atheists obviously fail to see the value in always having a convenient scapegoat.:)
In other news ,obviously Hollywood has adopted some evil new strategy to fight filesharing where they only release movies that are incredibly bad so no one has the slightest desire to pirate them.:mellow:
If you go for a more corporate friendly colour for the 'logo' on your C.V. then it will impress your prospective employers that you are more of a team player, rather than a rugged individualist with a colour like magenta. May I suggest cornflour blue?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Lol, butts.
Anyways...
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It's worse than you'd think. He was in a bar the other night, and got his stool pushed in several times.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXHaving trouble walking, is he?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
The bored needs a new Manager. Definitely a pay cut tho. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I want to wins the internets!
I'll run on a platform of, "no foreigners". :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizThe bored needs a new Manager. Definitely a pay cut tho. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'm bored. Do you suggest that I need managing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Fuck you.i got this.Quote:
Originally Posted by drakened
/Little Shop of Horrors
Rick Moranis ftw.
little shawp of hawrers >* +1.
/morning, you sexy internets :lookaroun
its Walking Dead Monday :eyebrows:
The original may be the weirdest and inadvertently disturbing movie that I've ever laid eyes upon so basically I've sworn off talking plant films.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Who do I need to suck off to get an invite to BTN?
i had a dream last night that a pigeon flew into my room and when i went to pick it up its feathers became a porcelain shell and the pigeon was inside its self :eyebrows:
I have a doctorate in Psychology and I can tell you for a fact that you're dream means that you are subconsciously struggling with your need to come out of the closet.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
That will be 250 dollars,fag.
That explains that other dream i had about sucking all those dicks :kiss:
On the contrary, that's just a longing for childhood (commonly known as nostalgia).Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
So. Orphan Black is sort of watchable.
Utopia too, although that's more of an acquired taste*.
*I <3 Jessica Hyde and her cold, dead eyes.
Is there like an actual special day or something?
Edit 1: Nevermind, I can't attach a fucking picture.
Edit 2: Did it fucking attach, what the fuck is going on?
Yeah there is that but on the upside I bet you're a really good dresser.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
According to Google it's the 216th anniversary of the first parachute jump and also coincidentally the 216th anniversary of the first time anyone ever died from jumping off something high, wearing a parachute.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Then it wasn't really a parachute per se, more a parafuckup.... (somebody should have told them to flap :yup:)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787According to Google it's the 216th anniversary of the first parachute jump and also coincidentally the 216th anniversary of the first time anyone ever died from jumping off something high, wearing a parachute.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Yeah there is that but on the upside I bet you're a really good dresser.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Hmmm... ......i am fabulous... :eyebrows:
In other news, i'm on the last Game Of Thrones/Song of Ice & Fire book - A Dance With Dragons 2: After The Feast. It has been awesome!! I dunno what to read once this is done with, i don't think the next one will be out for months yet :unsure:
Read some better fantasy instead?
Like, idk, Gardens of the Moon and its sequels.
Or sci-fi, which is kind of like good fantasy but with spaceships and even better. Accelerando by Charles Stross, maybe, or The Quantum Thief, by Hannu Rajaniemi.
The kryptonian penal system, the basics: Stick the criminal into a giant dildo and send them into another dimension.
Usually not my kind of book, but I finished this one recently after it had been recommended to me. Fucking incredible read.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
https://www.google.com/search?q=the+...m=122&ie=UTF-8
Everything else will seem like a let down after that... only thing to do is (re-) read Isaac Asimov's Foundation series or perhaps The Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett... if you have not already...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. MulderQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Hmmm... ......i am fabulous... :eyebrows:
In other news, i'm on the last Game Of Thrones/Song of Ice & Fire book - A Dance With Dragons 2: After The Feast. It has been awesome!! I dunno what to read once this is done with, i don't think the next one will be out for months yet :unsure:
i'm not too fond of reading about sci-fi's, if i can't see the spaceships and spandex then my mind automatically makes everything look like TNG :eyebrows: ....are the girl with the dragon tattoo bewks any good? I saw the film they made about it with james bond, it had internets and rape it wasn't too bad :eyebrows:
in other news, have any of you ever forced ubuntu onto a tablet before? I see they have ubuntu touch out, a proper tablet OS wot they've made but i'd like to force a full desktop version onto a cheap tablet i have with ARM architecture, i've seen screenshots of humans doing this but no guides. With ubuntu touch it seems you just need to plug the tablet into a ubuntu box and there's a one click installer but i can't find any info on forcing something like ubuntu 13.x onto a tablet