No, you wrote it.Quote:
sorry did I say that out loud.
Damn my isp.
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No, you wrote it.Quote:
sorry did I say that out loud.
Damn my isp.
Ok I'll give you that. :lookarounQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
JP qualified with the AAT and is, as such, precluded from being an accountant. Altho' sometimes he gets to add up stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Don't feel too sorry for him tho', his wife earns a fecking fortune :lookaroun
I think it is harsh the way they make the ATT'rs use the old calculators with the big handle at the side.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Do accountants ever add up, no. They get other people to do that (on minimum wage). They just cut n' paste, top n' tail and sign the resulting bollocks.
Acid test ratio, my arse
I'm almost ashamed to say, but I'm giggling like a girl - that's the funniest thing I've read in ages :lol: :schnauz:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
It is not so much the adding as the balancing.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
I prefer to think of it as Yin and Yang - the natural harmony of all life
Boss kept wittering on about medication when I explained this so I keep it to myself - apart from adopting the lotus position to finalise the accounts.
I hear some of them, unbeknown to their friends and family, dick about on the interweb all day :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
That's just mad talk.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Accountants don't have friends.
I prefer unbeknownst btw, it just seems more esoteric.
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Originally Posted by Biggles
Yeah, but Yin lives in a big fancy dan house and Yang gets the bus to work and takes his piece in with him, in an ASDA bag.