fake British univerity certificate?

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Techically, it's not mine - altho' one day I aspire to own such a piece of craftsmanship.

It was a gift for a loved one :smilie4:

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Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!

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Yeah, I know ... but try telling these cunts that :dry:

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i see your thinking "whilst you're in there admiring the bin, cook me a pie, petal."

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:lol: :smilie4:

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Isn't vinegar for colds, with cabbage leaves, plastered on one's chest? I'm sure my mum told me that.

Some species of botfly apparently burrow into the testes of rodents. So yeh, I did rude things to a rat.

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Vinegars great! Not sure abot the legitamacy of the botflies burrowing into rodent testis....surely they are too small a target.

If i was a bot fly, i'd go for an elephant. A sure thing.

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Well wiki says it so it must be true:P

I know that elephants share 99% of their DNA with the Hyrax, but I'm not sure an elephant can be classified as a rodent.

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Techically, it's not mine - altho' one day I aspire to own such a piece of craftsmanship.

It was a gift for a loved one :smilie4:

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Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!

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Never a truer word spoken in jest.

Apart from his penchant for silver shoes of course. :dry:

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I know that elephants share 99% of their DNA with the Hyrax, but I'm not sure an elephant can be classified as a rodent.

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You'd certainly know about it if you had an infestation of elephants in your attic :blink:

Btw, unless this is some kind of biologist rod ... I can't see a fly burrowing into the supertuff testes of a pachyderm :ermm:

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Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!

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Never a truer word spoken in jest.

Apart from his penchant for silver shoes of course. :dry:

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I have gold ones too - for special occasions.

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Manker....i dont know you, but you've got style mate!

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Never a truer word spoken in jest.

Apart from his penchant for silver shoes of course. :dry:

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I was serious...i can just picture the conversation.

"what do you want for your birthday?"
"get me something big and sparkly!!"

I can also imagine the lucky ladies face upon receiving such a fine article of kitchenware.

Silver shoes...mmmmm.:ermm:

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Btw, unless this is some kind of biologist rod ... I can't see a fly burrowing into the supertuff testes of a pachyderm :ermm:

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This is true....and i also learned a new word for the day - pachyderm. In fact 2...Hyrax as well.

Ok...i meant due to the sizr difference between a rodents nuts and an elephants.

But surely a horses cant be too hard to penetrate?

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But surely a horse cant be too hard to penetrate?

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This might be totally unrelated - but are you originally from Cornwall :unsure:

Oh god. Penetrating horses. Just reminds me of the bit in Jackass 2 with the horse semen. I actually retched.

Anyhow my lil interweb-darlings. I'm off to work. See ya'll after nine.