Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
He is ... in a way.
But we chose the destination.
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
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He is ... in a way.
But we chose the destination.
To the terminus, if you please.
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
Does Sir have any baggage.
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Does Sir have any baggage.
How long have you got, Padre?
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
Till the end of thyme and onwards, to infinity ... and beyond.
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Till the end of thyme and onwards, to infinity ... and beyond.
Infinity, now there's the thing.
Supposedly, infinity can be multiplied by infinity. A soul-crunching, matheological ( I just made that word up) anathema.
Can I have my penance now?
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
You must face all of your failings and transgressions, accepting that they are part of what made you and come to terms with that. Finding true peace in the acceptance that you are just a man.
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
Can I not just have 3 Hail Marys and an Our Father?
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That would do as well.
Can you make it a full decade tho', meet me half way.
Sign of good faith type thing.
Re: How To Get To Heaven When You Die
Can't find my rosary beads.
Will anal beads do? As long as they're used in the right avenue of belief?