lol

Did you fulfil her crack requirements.

Her crack requirements had grown beyond The Grand Canyon.

I tried, but the gravitational pull was too dangerous.

I'm sure you went about your work hole heartedly.

I had to send in probes first, like.

Always good to have a thorough probing, particularly where the crack is involved.

Report from probes as follows...

'It's full of stars'

I'm gonna try ramming her with a monolith next.

Just the back of eight o'clock.

2001 A Space Oddity.

Can't believe you didn't catch yon.

I'm beginning to over-estimate you.

I thought you could read my mind. Or lack thereof.

20:01

Think it thro'

Fucking hell.

Genius.

You over-estimate moi.

What a silly cunt am I!!!