What Do I Know About Your Relationship

No wait. I've got it now.

I said about her having sex after being violated with kiddie's climbing frame and then she said that the sex only occurred in the lower third of her vagina.


My apologies, Squeams. But in my defence, I was thinking about people putting metal things inside your vagina at the time.

Still am, tbf :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

No wait. I've got it now.

I said about her having sex after being violated with kiddie's climbing frame and then she said that the sex only occurred in the lower third of her vagina.


My apologies, Squeams. But in my defence, I was thinking about people putting metal things inside your vagina at the time.

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Originally Posted by manker

Still am, tbf :smilie4:

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You said something about pruning implements and then told me the time, which wasn't very useful as I wasn't around, then you realised this had led the topic off course from my vagina. But it's ok, it's right back on track now after some clever word wrangling on your part :smilie4:

:lol: OH! SECATEURS!

Well, this thread has been mangled as badly as a vagina replete with freshly installed 1980s copper coil.


One thing that is troubling me. Did you keep the cervix pâté underwear or just feed it to the dog or something?

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol: OH! SECATEURS!

Well, this thread has been mangled as badly as a vagina replete with freshly installed 1980s copper coil.


One thing that is troubling me. Did you keep the cervix pâté underwear or just feed it to the dog or something?

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We can always make sweet love to the first third of it, that should sort it out.

I gave the underwear to dreamboat as a reminder of my sacrifice of course :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Who said anything about pruning?

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Something about beating round the bush.

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol: OH! SECATEURS!

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you got there eventually:pinch:

ffs, i haven't done this stuff for years. Break me in gently, will you :pinch:

:kiss:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol: OH! SECATEURS!

Well, this thread has been mangled as badly as a vagina replete with freshly installed 1980s copper coil.


One thing that is troubling me. Did you keep the cervix pâté underwear or just feed it to the dog or something?

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We can always make sweet love to the first third of it, that should sort it out.

I gave the underwear to dreamboat as a reminder of my sacrifice of course :shifty:

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I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

We can always make sweet love to the first third of it, that should sort it out.

I gave the underwear to dreamboat as a reminder of my sacrifice of course :shifty:

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I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them :eyebrows:

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Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.