If you had the chance to start your career over again...

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Well, this is most unexpected but if allen thinks it might help with chavis' path to redemption, it would be churlish of me to refuse some serendipitous saliva sodomy.

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And they say chivalry is dead...

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http://i.imgur.com/90leB.jpg

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Originally Posted by Alien5

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

And they say chivalry is dead...

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So, in a nutshell, the very personification of values and expressions of both Master Chalice and Lord Manker.

Something to soothe the frayed nerves

I had forgotten how much I like her voice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwEL0...eature=related

Although this one might be more appropriate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBIaZ9aTWco

would probably have chosen a different career :P

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Originally Posted by Alien5

My opinion

Shiting on people who don't deserve to be is your forte, well done, congratulations. You bring fascism to a chat room when you would be better off in some sort of therapy chat room then you might learn to be less cuntish and more helpfull, a father figure to people who are in trouble not a psychotic devilish prick.with no reason to make people in bad times feel worse for
Meeting a person with your uncalled for insulting nonsense.

Your probably acting that way but it's still creates a really awfull feeling in here, so everyone laughs a bit and some cunt is screwed for no reason but to be the victim of a trap

I think I poked you with a sharp stick I'm fed up of typing pish so remember what I said, chill out a bit, nobody wants to make you cry so why is that your goal, you need help get a life get laid Mankers back.

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Your opinion is a fucking idiot, mate.


Welly well well well, Allen, I'm not sure how to respond to that because I'm not sure if you'd taken your psyche medications before or after you posted it.

If it was before, then your quack has almost gotten it right. With the correct tweaking of anti-psychotics, he/she could almost reintroduce you back into society (under observation, of course). The right drugs coupled with me pointing out what a spastic you are all the time might just allow you to pass for a normal human being. Given your previous postings, however, I wouldn't hold out too much hope for that.

If it was after (assuming you're following the instructions on the prescription) then your quack should be fucking struck off and perhaps arrested for polluting what's left of your feeble lickle mind with dangerous hallucinogens. Your previous post was some seriously incomprehensible bollocks.

The minute I start taking advice on how to post from a delusional, slow-reader like you, Allen, is a sorry day for humanity altogether and I think we'll all die a little inside. I'll post whatever the fuck I feel like posting and there's pretty much fuck all you can do about it.

Also, I fucked your mum. A lot.

I would take my time-machine back and continue playing football/soccer. I had a brilliant future but thought that computers&books were more interesting...

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Also, I fucked your mum. A lot.

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For this, you should be honored, Allen. It's not often a mere bar wench gets mounted (ir)regularly by a knight of his caliber.

The least you should do is thank him. :mellow:

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Also, I fucked your mum. A lot.

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For this, you should be honored. It's not often a mere bar wench gets mounted (ir)regularly by a knight of his caliber.

The least you should do is thank him. :mellow:

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Allen doesn't like it when you say you fucked his mum. I've got the pm's to prove it. They're hilarious. True story.

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For this, you should be honored. It's not often a mere bar wench gets mounted (ir)regularly by a knight of his caliber.

The least you should do is thank him. :mellow:

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Allen doesn't like it when you say you fucked his mum. I've got the pm's to prove it. They're hilarious. True story.

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Then he probably won't even take note of how I worked "caliber" in there that can mean both "great moral quality", or can mean that you fucked her with a MASSIVE cock. I hate it when well-crafted humor goes wasted on its intended audience. :(

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Definition of CALIBER

1a : degree of mental capacity or moral quality b : degree of excellence or importance


2a : the diameter of a bullet or other projectile b : the diameter of a bore of a gun usually expressed in hundredths or thousandths of an inch and typically written as a decimal fraction <.32 caliber>


3: the diameter of a round or cylindrical body; especially : the internal diameter of a hollow cylinder

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