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Veins are actually not big. Unfortunately, you have just revealed that everything else in the area is proportionately small compared to that vein.Quote:
Originally Posted by jiggy
Sorry to tell you, ziggy. She was faking it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Spoiler: Show:glag:
The good thing is that the female orgasm doesn't matter.
I thought you were American.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Which is why I said Mexican because America owns Mexico but doesn't own Spain and you look hispanic :smilie4:
She told me it was big and thick, already.as if the very thought wasn't supposed to make me hard.
Was this also a lie.
Stop talking about cocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by jiggy
> talks about his cock
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Don't worry, mate. mbm is married and has twins that are almost two years old.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
He's too nice a guy to cheat so I make that around 32 months since he last got laid. Most of us are in long term relationships (except Squeamous who jumps from one 45 year old to the next with alarming regularity).
If you want some top wanking tips, though, this board is where it's at :smilie4:
I'm shooting babies, I'm a pro at it.I call it pro choice.
Meaning, No thanks I'm already a professional at self pleasure.
Oh.
thought it was a high-end dead babies joke that i was misinterpreting.
Do you think if I stop wanking my testosterone will build up and get rid of my girl breasts?