If I lose my virginity, how will I become different as a person?

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Originally Posted by OlegL

unless I increase the size of my college loan.

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Some must increase the size of their college loan to increase the size of their college bone. Look for specialized grants.

Last night I saw many feet and legs

all I saw were Legs and feet

Dancers legs not just any ol legs

As they were talking to me I just couldn't hear half of it

Oleg

man

These were Legs and I mean legs like you don't see everyday

Legs and feet

Sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy feet

And legs Oleg,

I almost asked her to take a picture

But instead I said....Nice Shoes,


Thanks said she :(

Riveting stuff, Allen.

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Originally Posted by dion09529

Oleg's problem has been solved

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By definition, it hasn't.

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Originally Posted by dion09529

btw: TOPIC CLOSED!

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Shouting about it ain't gonna change the fact that the topic is still open, and under constant discussion.

I think I'm becoming a foot spastic like you see in porn

Why Oleg?

A foot spastic? :idunno:

I wanna fuck!!!!

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I wanna fuck!!!!

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Grab yourself a bowl of mashed potatoes. If you're feeling adventurous, just grab a raw potato from one of your four dozen sacks and bore out a hole with your number 2 pencil.

Then, you fuck that potato, you fuck it until your dick is more raw than the rest of the potatoes

Fun fact: Oleg being completely shut off from the internet forever would probably do more to improve oleg's personality and life, not to mention our internets, than his getting laid ever would.