:evil chuckle:

I've a cup of hot ceylan next to the keyboard right now, but I fear my modem won't like it much. Any idea?

Urm....that is a problem. :blink:

I may need to ask for that maids uniform back, if you cant perform your duties properly.

No you can't (see paragraph 35-b of the contract).

Someone didn't read the small print. :whistling

Now get me my cuppa tea right this minute, or I shall be forced to hose you again. :dry:


Goddamn french maids are not all they are cracked up to be.

encore le coup des petites lignes!

http://img205.exs.cx/img205/5407/teacupandbag10wk.jpg

And some sweets to go wiz it.

http://img205.exs.cx/img205/897/petitsfoursimage6ak.jpg

Now, thats more like it. :dribbles:


Did you just call me a whore? :blink:

er, no.

I must have brought the wrong pair of glasses...

:blink: :crying:


/looks for pokey stick.

But if madame is interested by french slang/swearwords, may I point out this site, small, but perfect for the beginner.

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Roberts mpl tits

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Putain de merde! I knew it!!!! :whistling