attended this years gay pride wearing only a pink thong and feather boa.
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attended this years gay pride wearing only a pink thong and feather boa.
parps in tuperware boxes to keep their freshness.
^ Has a secret stash of horse porn in his garage.
^ films horse porn in his garage
Has commissioned Walkers to produce a coffee flavoured crisp. It's early in development but progress is good.
^ Once pissed on some potato peelings and sold it to Golden Wonder as prawn cocktail flavour crisps.
is extinct
Is a badass gazoo player
Is looking for a new boyfriend on these forums. :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by CrabGirl
has a vibrating vagina in his desk drawer
^ has a vibrating cock in his....
^ knew the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything but forgot it after too many beers.
Really does realize that the ultimate answers to "life, the universe and everything" are a commodity more prized than the ultimate questions, which are actually rather widely known.
^voted for bush....twice.
-stood outside all day asking people who they were votin for this year
Alien 5 came up with the name "Alien" because he/she is really Michael Jackson and he spent $9,999,999 so he could be a white folk and the doctors screwed up so bad that his skin was so white it glows in the dark.........lol.
^ Is not too stupid to own a computer
^is so stupid the government gives him a free computer.
Is a skinny 18 year old blond girl with a joystick fetish.
Grips his thingy whenever he sees a post by Mathea (hence the name - Gripper)
^he picked up prostitutes and girls at local pubs and cigar shops, but eventually extended into homosexual activities in which he played the passive role.
^ Is a homosexual male prostitute.
Inspired Tony Curtis.
^ Tony Curtis inspired him.
Hates me
Mathea used to be a dyslexic junkie...until she got hooked on phonics.
-bd
Aint it lucky this is the make up and outrageous LIE thread.. :P Love ya Mathea :)
And back on topic - ^ Has a nickname which in Hebrew means "teddybear" (doobie) :glag:
Is a dumb fuck. Statistically speaking.
Fucks dumb people as a second hobby.
Wants my body.
Which is fine, I rarely use it.
:lol:
^ Is a regular on partypoker.com
Has never played a game of basketball. Ever.
Once mis-counted a blackjack hand which resulted in him losing all of his hair.
:glag:
Once climbed the Tower of London thinking he would find a magical bean up there, only to discover it was Hairbautt's last lock of hair sitting quietly on the top.
Hmph, I wish...
Keeps that hair in a ziploc bag under his pillow
Keeps a spare pair of bewbs in case the original pair fall off.
Can induce comas in small mammals, merely using the power of a negative attitude.
Is the sexiest man alive.
Has excellent taste, when basing this on the written word and not physical appearance, personality or olfactory afflictions.