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Yep, the good old 'snap your arm like a twig' staple dates back a bit. I'd say circa 2005. We pull it out every time ineffectual threats are made.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
The details are scant in my memory. Bo or manker would know better.
Edit: :pinch: Slept in.
Now I remember why it sounded familiar, that was just recently recounted in some other thread. I searched the databanks and only came up with the old stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by chavis
The co-op closed years ago, then it was taken over by Londis that was taken over by best-buy and that was taken over by Euro Supermarket LTDQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Protip; the Co-op as a business entity did not cease to exist just because the franchise changed in your local corner shop.
Similarly, I hear that Londis and Best-Buy are still going strong despite suffering the same massive set back.
I remember the old 'i'll snap your arm like a twig' :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
nevermind snapping a arm like a twig ill snap his neck like one lol
just off down the lion dave be there unless your scared
im a 25 year old powerlifter
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Magnum Dave doesn't do intimidation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thorn
He'll be there.
Casually leaning on the nearest balustrade, one imagines.
'a arm'. :glag:
So where the fuck are you? Have you bottled it?
Thorn sounds like a scary fucker, Dave. He'll bourne you out the fucking window, mate.
I feel so sorry for you now. You're gonna lose at least one eyeball guaranteed. He sounds nasty.
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he could be Magnum P.Ipatch:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
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You bastard Thorn... you complete and utter bastard...
How dare you disrespect my thoughts and feelings like this... you deceitful twat... I'm going to stalk you now you cunt... you deserve it.
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
You made my day with that one, Bo. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's pretty much the best pic ever posted. Eat that, barbs.
Bo just went and done a Higgins.
I think the camera with the long, stalkery lens rly makes it:smilie4:
Oh! Shit... are you stalking me Bo... how did you get that photie... are you one of them long lensed perverts?
i haxed barbie's computer and found it hidden in C:\work stuff\admin docs\december\wankpit pics
Oh yes, it was genius. The camera, the cigarette, the what the fuck do you call it, the ocean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Needs a helicopter.
Oooo... Ooooo.... Oooooo... if I'm having a helicopter I'd like a black one please... it's easier to creep up on prey with it... Thorn will never see me coming :noes:
You are like the un-funniest person I've ever had to interact with. Do a joke. Do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
I'm gonna wipe our hysterectomies clean if you do a funny joke. Do it.
But, but, but the stalking thing is funny chavis old chap, it must be, why upon this very day it was used to provide yet more humour to the board.
I dreamed a dream last night. In it, a knock beckoned me to the door, as it glided open, this image is exactly what I saw. You might question my response, and instead deem it a nightmare. But I assure you, it was a dream, because I grabbed his wrist and snapped his arm like a twig. I want to have that dream again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
fucken qwalitaiiii
Canadian jews rule.
Even being a minority everywhere around the world (Except Israel), You bet your ass they do!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice