Yeah, but just wait until two iBitch owners stumble across each other over coffee...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It also won't do gay sex :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Yeah, but just wait until two iBitch owners stumble across each other over coffee...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIt also won't do gay sex :noes:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
An awkward experience to follow as they both bend over to receive.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeYeah, but just wait until two iBitch owners stumble across each other over coffee...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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I see you're warming up to the idea of me cumming on your mustache and grinding it with my taint.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
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Have you ever used conditioner on your mustache before Dave? What's the water situation in your home, soft or hard (if you believe in the evil scientists, it's a question about the metallic ion content)? Are you willing to bathe yourself in distilled water?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
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Macky has graciously offered to give you one. Of course, it will extend down from your eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
What's your stance on milk mustaches?Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
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Plasma you idiot, Plasma!
Crap don't know how to use quotes.you know who I'm talking to.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
My powerful ass cheeks would snap your dick like a twig.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
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No1 wants to buy candy from a 22 yld guy :(
^^^lol!
Another failed chatup line...... You're going to have to think of new and creative ways to be a pedobear now ziggy. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
The target "customer" seems to be young ladies under 15 who travel near bushes and Z's trailer park. Try sealed bottles of sports drinks and/or makeup products then when you see that they have some money decide if you want cash or ass for your collection of mp3'. If both of those fail, hit 'em in the hear with a wrench and haul them to a quiet, undisclosed area.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisAnother failed chatup line...... You're going to have to think of new and creative ways to be a pedobear now ziggy. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
The next strategy will cost you 30% of gross. Consider me your agent... Now go sell some plazma...
Cannot agree on it even being mine, I only modified a stolen comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
And that Jacky is your best line ever on this board.
I have to say, it's pretty great advice when you think about it. I know I'd rather be elsewhere fucking some virgin nerds.Quote:
Originally Posted by s0kratis
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Started?! That's 98 % +/- 3 % of all research.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahThere's hope for you yet then, stealing the work of others and adapting it to serve your purpose is where many great scientists started.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's inspiring when some dishonest fuck that has nothing better to do than worm his way into places that he has no use for and that don't want him attempts to play the morally superior card.:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI have to say, it's pretty great advice when you think about it. I know I'd rather be elsewhere fucking some virgin nerds.Quote:
Originally Posted by s0kratis
Sorry to resort to posting stuff from other sections here but the modus operandi of these idiots is that when someone says something not to their liking they respond by closing the thread and running away.
Can't sell plasma more then 2x a week.
I figured my little cousin would fair better.Hes still fucking slow!Im getting all profeit since the candy is coming from Foodstamps...
You never did tell me what you needed all this money for, ziggy. You've gotta be like a brazillionaire by now. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
It sounds like you're constructing my apology. I already had a handful of opportunities to reply, since he has quite a few trade threads open, but I felt that nugget of wisdom was something truly worth sharing, for all to revel in its marvel.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Sort of homeless.Not as bad as it sounds but I want to do better then I am.:)
Serious question: What happened? I started out on my own with VERY crappy, underfunded circumstances.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Mankers my witness, I've never liked school.I have worked before through friends but now I'm at a stand still.I am very lucky to have family that looks out for me.Giveing me a place to sleep and all.
Your parent(s) kicked you out for not finishing (high) school? How much more did you have left? Do you have any alternatives available?
Get it together, man. Start moving forward. Get some student loans and go get an education.
This. And if you have to take a high school equivalency test/class first, do so. You can't exist off selling blood, and downloaded movies. Treat yourself better, z. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
I know guys.I just started doing stuff without the aid of others and think this year will be different for me.Been applying online like crazy.
Go with a REAL, traditional school. Online schools are (primarily- unless directly connected to a real, non-fantasy based) a ripoff. They are as costly as real schools, but the "diplomas" yo get are worth less than the paper they are printed on. Seriously. Take the long, hard path through education. It WILL pay off FAR more than the easy, sleazy road.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I know I've made some harsh posts to you in the past, but I am being entirely sincere on this one. Get a REAL education!
I just had a strange nightmare, it was most convenient nightmare ever, I ran away from a pack of vicious wild unneighborly dogs, they were running really really really fast, then i saw some hells angels bikers riding really slowly in the distance by my house which was rather cool, so I ran towards my house to get away but as I got closer to my house I thought fuck it this isn't scary at all so I strolled up to my front door and my dad opened the door, thanks I said and I went inside and woke up.
Ziggy,Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
I have a suggestion, have you tried applying for a job in sales. You can find sales job without a formal education and some company's will train you. If you can find a job with base+commision you can make a really good living if you are good at it. You can then go to night classes and get your GED.
There are also technical schools that offer funding and you get your GED as part of the process. Not everyone can get their GED, my son has a learning disability and cannot pass the test. There are jobs out there. It is just harder without a GED.
That's a dream-reader's dream come true. :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I'm expecting JP to make a thread about the Huns going in to administration any minute now.
Yeah. He was a season ticket holder at Ibrox and everything.
Poor JP :no: