basically, yes, unless you fall down sais hole into assembly
can blind people write in visual basic?
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basically, yes, unless you fall down sais hole into assembly
can blind people write in visual basic?
Damn wrong thread
My gerbil can write in VB so I am saying even a microbe in my toilet bowl probably could
When one single cell organism meets a second and reproduce which ones chooses the colour scheme for the nursery?
the prison warden
when switching from imperial to metric does the object being measured change in size?
Yes but only with the thermodynamics during the two takings
Are all frogs pompous a-holes?*
*will make sense maybe to only English people.
no! a-holes are fitted to a different animal altogether.
it is harder to get on the television today, is it because the televisions are too slim?
No it is because most people don`t have enough pixels to make up a 4K image
How do you drop a hydrogen bomb, surely it floats?
no, you have to blow it up first
are sink holes going to be a drain on resources?
They are offset with mountain peaks
If a pen is mightier that a sword why didn`t BIC take over the world?
you draw your own conclusion(with a BIC):huh:
why has the 'A' factor not been shown on telly?
Because no one could find them in the Los Angeles underground
Why does no one ever go to the toilet in films and/or tv shows (one episode of Babylon5 the exception from memory)?
they are frightened the director says 'cut' while they are peeing.:cry:
why don't we change the clocks to 'summertime' in December to save gritting the roads?
Because we all like to (pretend) grind to a halt and not be able to make it into work due to snow flake on the line
When you depress a spring is it unhappy?
no it will bounce back with daffodils
what is the point of jumping on a trampoline?
To cause the maximum risk of injury.
How can bikes have an "inner" tube when there is no outer tube?
outer tube is on strike (they had one when I was young, averaged a puncture every 20 miles:cry:)
can a monocycle be heard from both sides?
Only the side you are standing on.
When you wish upon a star, how many years does it take your wish to reach the star?
we wish for the sun here. considering we are talking minutes away there appears to be no point in wishing.
if you wear spectacles can other people see you more clearly?
Obviously not, as I wear the kind with the fake nose and eyebrows...
Since it's made from the same stuff as rainbows, why doesn't snow come in multiple colors?
they cant make up their mind which colour to go for, too flaky?
when the poles change what will they call South Dakota?
Polish people don`t know it so will still be that bit in America
Why did they only invent a screw top, flow is so much faster with a screw bottom.
they have, we just turn them upside down to open :wacko:
why do the people who stuff Teddy bears not face criminal charges?
Because they were just hungry, that is not a crime (in many countries)
Why do elevators go down?
to try and make them a misnomer
are all referees informers because they keep whistle blowing?
No they all suck and don`t blow but keep it quiet*
Why don`t dolphins and whales evolve legs and get out of all the flushed out waste we and other air breathers dump on `em in the sea?
* I base this on never owning a whistle but assume sucking action would also work????
I guess the same reason why we can't breath under water:unsure:
Why is the term "Hamper" used for a laundry basket??
because people make a pigs mess of their clothing
do people who turn their noses up drown in heavy rain?
Fairly sure their high brow acts as a guttering system
Is a hole a vacant area of space within "stuff" or a just space with stuff around it?
a hole requires stuff around it, otherwise you would not be able to take it anywhere
is a lava lamp made out of volcanic material?
No they make `em on Romulus
If you could warp space for FTL travel would you make it a funny shape just for giggles?
i would warp it enough to produce fits if giggles
if it was possible to travel in time could you arrive before you took off?
Only if you warp around the sun (and/or other large gravitational body, I`ll not exclude those lesser pulls) and also bring back a whale to save the earth.
Do dead pixels on our monitors go to heaven or hell?
You need a practicing Atheist to answer that question correctly
Does rubber and eraser mean the same thing North America?
only if you want a total wipeout
is water butt a misnomer
Only if I parted it
Why don`t all bulbs light up?
if they don't light up they grow up
if we land on mars will it melt the chocolate?
It will burn some calories but mars will still be fat
If I get caught in reverse through a speed camera do I get a refund?
if everything is in reverse the camera has not arrived yet
what have you done wrong when you get a cardiac arrest?
you put your chest under a caterpillar track.
Why do feet stink?
because you are not tall enough
why do some people scratch their heads when thinking?
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Originally Posted by bigboab
wrong!
because they are stuck in the ass.