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IF I CANT DO IT HOMIEEEE CANT BE DONE!!! IMMA LET THE SHAMPANE BOTTLE POP IMMA TAKE IT TO THE TOP FOSHO IMMA MAKE IT HOT BABY!!!! :music1:
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Maradona is the best
Maradona is a fat junkie.
Last I checked.
Football nah.
kill everyone
hubalu balah hulah bulha :blink: :blink: :helpsmile: :frusty:
pussy :/
Mornin boys and girls
Morning Mahdi. :01:Quote:
Originally posted by bawa@Klite_user@9 August 2004 - 06:00
Mornin boys and girls
hello cheese man
r u feeling better?
INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT
You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at your dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is.
If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set the oven using these keystrokes:
\mstv.dinn.//08.5min@@50%heat//
Then enter:
ms//start.cook_dindin/yummy\|/yum~yum:-)gohot#cookme.
If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven will set itself and cook the dinner.
If you have a Unix oven, insert the dinner, enter the ingredients of the dinner (found on the package label), the weight of the dinner, and the desired level of cooking and press start. The oven will calculate the time and heat and cook the dinner exactly to your specification.
Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your oven must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from the oven and enter
ms.nodamn.good/tryagain\again/again.crap.
This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and then doing a cold reboot. If this doesn't work, contact your hardware vendor.
Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger than the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of which are empty. These are for future menu items.
If the tray is too large to fit in your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment. Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the chicken variety is currently produced. If you want another variety, call MicrosoftHelp and they will explain that you really don't want another variety. Microsoft Chicken is all you really need.
Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger family size. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved only in Microsoft approved packaging.
Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However, that version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled in advance.
Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the freezer, causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug. Your freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway.
Love
Try to focus on this pic....
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/darren....ublevision.jpg
N.O
"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi
This suck's/ihave nothing else better to do :[
me neither.....
porn takes too long to download.
:(
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not for me :] . just finish a few vid's on ares :S
Ares...
good lord.
might as well be using Kazaa.
:P
dropouts :lol:
time to drop out of college and make a porn.
:lol:
yep
same thing i did :smilie4:
thought i saw you on that one.....
:-"
I was the loooooooooooooooooooong one B)
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Rules:Quote:
Originally posted by Broken@9 August 2004 - 07:10
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