so i'm getting ripped off on eBay and i just threatened to kill the man in his sleep, i wonder what will come of it :dabs:
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so i'm getting ripped off on eBay and i just threatened to kill the man in his sleep, i wonder what will come of it :dabs:
:idunno: Saw the original movies, and that was enough for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
As for the sci-fi I recommended, there's combat autism ( :glag: ) and buttplugs and stuff, so you know it's gonna be good.
And, anyways, Gardens of the Moon is fantasy, so what is your excuse now, what, well?
Stross also wrote a series of books that fall somewhere in between sci-fi and fantasy, beginning with the Atrocity Archives iirc. It's got no spaceships but heroic IT guise doing magic, I shit you not.
Yes, I liked the first one the best and the middle book the least. Honestly, you could just read the first book and be done. I'd say the second two are optional.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
The Swedish (I think) version of the movie was much better.
Casual-Friday/Pay-Day Sup :smilie4:
Swedish, yes, so less compromises for censorship, for one thing. The second movie was all right too, but the third, while still well made, dragged on for too long, although I may have seen an extended version, so a theatrical version might be better paced.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Also: Noomi Rapace > Rooney Mara.
i was listening to the Sons of Anarchy soundtrack on youtube, then a bit of bob dylan and when the song ended Youtube recommended me Eminem ft. Rihanna :blink: I don't know what either of those things are but i'm going to run a full virus scan just to be safe...
So, as I was heading home, I decided to stop by at a store I frequently frequent. As I was parking my bike, I came upon an indian, or possibly pakistani, portly gentleman wearing the douchiest sports jacket I have ever seen, ever.
He was relieving himself against one of the store's walls. So I started thinking: Perhaps he's unfamiliar with the concept of toilets; perhaps they don't have them where he's from, because why else might he be taking a wee against a wall, the other side of which there's a restroom. Perhaps he's not heard of hygiene either, I thought, as he was running his hands through his hair and walking away briskly. But then I thought that maybe I was being a bit racist, and perhaps he's just a fucking idiot. And then I thought that maybe the appropriate response might be to punch him in his stupid pudgy face. Just on the off-chance that that might be how they say hello in his village.
I didn't, though, because who knows what else he might have been touching and putting in his face.
And thus, bad hygiene saves the day. There's a lesson to be learned here.
Yeah, there's a plethora of scenarios you have forgotten to consider. Maybe he detests the establishment, or perhaps he was trying to hastily evacuate a microchip that government aliens installed to monitor his obviously busy sex life. You don't know, you don't know what government aliens are scheming.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
That's the most sense I've ever seen you post :o
Fix'd.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
That's the meanest thing you've ever written.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
Lol
I just sharted :(
Morning honkies.
There's meant to be a hurricane where i am or some shit, i got the bus to work and saw bins laying on the ground. Gates open when they should be closed, fucking carnage!! :eyebrows:
your mum sharted and you were but a mere undigested corn kernel clinging desperately to its smelly remnants.Quote:
Originally Posted by harutik_11
What? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by harutik_11
RIP Lou
May all tomorrow's parties be perfect
I'm done being bukkaked with Lou Reed articles for one day.
Fine then, R.I.P. Mrs Krabappel a.k.a. Marcia Wallace...
That's too bad. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Attachment 136156
Did all the colored girls stop going, "do doo do doo do do doo"?
You should ask chalice's girlfriend. She might have inside information.
Anyways, here's something to cheer everynyun up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIoBrob3bjI
Sup, nerds!!!
this morning i will mostly be creating reports. i had made these report templates last year but since then someone has taken it upon themselves to delete them as well as tamper with the source data :dabs:
Is this what happens when you stick around, you eventually degenerate into discussing reports? I'm having a difficult time interpreting the sex scenario that arises from said situation. I can't be bothered to use my imagination either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
In fairness, he's never started a discussion on bicycles or shoes. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyIs this what happens when you stick around, you eventually degenerate into discussing reports? I'm having a difficult time interpreting the sex scenario that arises from said situation. I can't be bothered to use my imagination either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
How about bicycle shoes?
I mean I love my Sidis but I have to admit that those Northwave Extremes are one sexy shoe.:)
Blah.
I only wear Times for cycling shoes, now.
Wider toe box, see.
Yeah but you're a hippy and would wear Birkenstock cycling shoes if they made them.
That's the first time anyone has evar called me a hippie, and over wearing my carbon fibre reinforced silver space-shoe looking cycling shoes, too.
I'm so very chuffed.
I'm assuming you're really chuffed from all the dope you been smoking.
Also I have like 3 pairs of Times butt didn't they stop making them or something?
PS All Italian shoes run narrow,hippy.
They may well have stopped making them. I picked mine up a couple of years ago, but they're still in good shape. I'll be sad if I wear them out and can't get another pair.
I've only got a pair of those, and a pair of quoc phams for if I need cycling shoes that are less conspicuous, left in rotation. I do have other ones too somewhere, but I stopped using them.
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Originally Posted by Snee
Minus the "in good shape" part.
I suggest a prolonged revenge mission to hunt down the obliging soul who 'helpfully' removed the templates and the source data, and then prune random datasets from their profile in the active directory so that their existence flits in and out as far as the network is concerned. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
The discussion on reports enticed Art. Where's the other resident expert on professionally boring things, i.e., wanker?
If anything would summon him, it would be spreadsheet talk. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky