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Just finished watching the news... sometimes in this brave new world... just for a blink of an eye... I wish that the literary soma was real...
(I should boycott ALL the news. Carry on.) :alien:
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I have no doubt you'll be bending over again really soon :ghey:
Also, sorry to hear your face has returned to 'normal' :console:
You're a born entertainer, Meg. Unfortunuately for you, it's as a carnival sideshow attraction.
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megabyteme
I have no doubt you'll be bending over again really soon :ghey:
Also, sorry to hear your face has returned to 'normal' :console:
You're a born entertainer, Meg. Unfortunuately for you, it's as a carnival sideshow attraction.
Sorry Idol... even Charles Sherwood Stratton went on to become a world famous General...
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Fair point although I was thinking more along the lines of the dog-face boy.:)
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Just waiting with bated breath for the informative newish health task force briefing today...
(Perhaps I read way too much Shakespeare as a child.) :alien:
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The bored seems broken. Only slightly, but nevertheless.
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Yes, it seems much better this morning. Almost productive...
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Something Else
The bored seems broken. Only slightly, but nevertheless.
See https://filesharingtalk.com/showthread.php?p=3822346
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When you see it...
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I don't see it.
No guy in a gorilla suit, no naked lady streaking... What am I looking for?
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Lower petrol prices at Shell station? I'm confused... ya got me?? :huh:
Yes... what did I take 8 minutes out of my life for?
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Lower petrol prices at Shell station? I'm confused... ya got me?? :huh:
Yes... what did I take 8 minutes out of my life for?
The numbers are wrong on the sign for that 8-Eleven.
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Stehle
Lower petrol prices at Shell station? I'm confused... ya got me?? :huh:
Yes... what did I take 8 minutes out of my life for?
The numbers are wrong on the sign for that 8-Eleven.
Got what?
(Wait!... I took penicillin for that.) :alien:
Funny Idol :lol:
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Board acting funny on avatars...
(Hey it kinda reminds of me misspent youth days. Groovy.) :) :alien:
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The numbers are wrong on the sign for that 8-Eleven.
Plot twist: it was actually a 9-Eleven before the men in black visited.
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Stehle
Board acting funny on avatars...
I wrote a program (Windows only) to defuckify the board while we get the fststatic.com domain working again. Just run this, pick fix A and read the warning at the end. There's also a fix B in case that doesn't work.
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Stehle
Board acting funny on avatars...
I wrote a program (Windows only) to defuckify the board while we get the fststatic.com domain working again. Just run this, pick fix A and read the warning at the end. There's also a fix B in case that doesn't work.
Thanks anon, board was a bit queasy this morning, but seems all sorted now. :)
I was just pissing off... but will keep it ready just in case. ;)
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Stehle
Board acting funny on avatars...
I wrote a program (Windows only) to defuckify the board while we get the fststatic.com domain working again.
I wrote a program once.It was about a Boston Terrier and whenever there was a full moon, Louie, that was the dog's name..Louie, changed into a wolf. Called it Werewoof. For some reason none of networks picked it up.
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I wrote a program once.It was about a Boston Terrier and whenever there was a full moon, Louie, that was the dog's name..Louie, changed into a wolf. Called it Werewoof. For some reason none of networks picked it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik0BPKM9WQg
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Hmm... looked in the mirror today and it seems the 30% gray hair I had is now less than 10%...
(I'm still batshite crazy, but enjoy the new look. Oh yeah... they'll probably find evidence of past life on Mars.) :alien:
See you next year "Perseverance". :)
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Hmm... looked in the mirror today and it seems the 30% gray hair I had is now less than 10%...
If it makes you feel any better, that's common for men your age after they shave their balls.
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Ladies. :ghey:
I've been watching through all of NYPD Blue, I don't know why as it's not something I purposely set out to do. I'm half way through season 7 now and I feel ready to take the sergeant's exam.
In other news I got a parcel today. The door buzzer rang, I answered it and a strong Polish accent said there was a parcel, I told him to leave it inside by the door and buzzed him in. He then buzzed back to confirm there was a parcel, I told him I knew about the parcel from our earlier conversation and buzzed him in to leave it inside by the door. He then buzzed again so I buzzed back then all this stopped. I had a shower, got dressed and went downstairs to find no parcel, I opened the front door and the parcel was sat outside. I said useless cunt out loud to myself and brought it back upstairs, inside the box was another box and inside that box was a gift hamper thing from work for "all the hard work". This is a fucking outrage because they fucked us all on review scores this year and this shitty hamper might as well have been petrol station flowers.
The hamper has various fancy looking items in it, some chocolate bars with salted caramel on them (all the rage with homosexuals I'm told), some salted caramel popcorn, some posh looking peanuts and a bottle of nonalcoholic apple and elder flower fizzy drink. This drink tasted like soap and I wish none of this happened it just wasn't worth the effort.
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Were the peanuts at least dipped in salted caramel?
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I've been watching through all of NYPD Blue, I don't know why as it's not something I purposely set out to do. I'm half way through season 7 now and I feel ready to take the sergeant's exam.
Before NYPD Blue, the producer, Stephen Bochco did a kind of similar show called Hill Street Blues. Dennis Franz even played a character very similar to Sipowitz in it.
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Mr. Mulder
I've been watching through all of NYPD Blue, I don't know why as it's not something I purposely set out to do. I'm half way through season 7 now and I feel ready to take the sergeant's exam.
Before NYPD Blue, the producer, Stephen Bochco did a kind of similar show called Hill Street Blues. Dennis Franz even played a character very similar to Sipowitz in it.
We've got a free streaming service here called 4oD/All4 that's got the lot of them on there, that's next on my list. Sipowicz has become my role model, he starts the series drunk on the job banging a prostitute and gets shot in the arse then is a racist for 12 years.
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Caballero
Were the peanuts at least dipped in salted caramel?
They were the only things that were not however my own nuts have something on them resembling salted caramel?? :unsure:
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Mr. Mulder
The hamper has various fancy looking items in it, some chocolate bars with salted caramel on them (all the rage with homosexuals I'm told), some salted caramel popcorn, some posh looking peanuts and a bottle of nonalcoholic apple and elder flower fizzy drink. This drink tasted like soap and I wish none of this happened it just wasn't worth the effort.
They sent you all that shit from Poland (wherever that is) to say thanks for keeping Zoom minimized while you watched midget porn, why don't you show some respect? :dry:
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IdolEyes787
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Stehle
Hmm... looked in the mirror today and it seems the 30% gray hair I had is now less than 10%...
If it makes you feel any better, that's common for men your age after they shave their balls.
Yes, yes it does. I did enjoy that Dennis Franz video too. The lesson I learned is that most of the folks in that vid shaved them a little to much... :pinch:
(FWIW... after Mr. Mulder's hilarious narrative, everyone that posted their own witticisms added to my mirth and may have started me down that coronary road, as I actually did fall off my chair.) :alien:
You are all to be commended. :clap:
@Mr. Mulder Sorry for your luck with the hamper... given its source at least it didn't contain brudny ubranie.
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Mr. Mulder
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IdolEyes787
Before NYPD Blue, the producer, Stephen Bochco did a kind of similar show called Hill Street Blues. Dennis Franz even played a character very similar to Sipowitz in it.
We've got a free streaming service here called 4oD/All4 that's got the lot of them on there, that's next on my list. Sipowicz has become my role model, he starts the series drunk on the job banging a prostitute and gets shot in the arse then is a racist for 12 years.
:glag:
Missed you mouldystar. Are you sure this wasn't Sadowitz.
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Mr. Mulder
Ladies. :ghey:
I've been watching through all of NYPD Blue, I don't know why as it's not something I purposely set out to do. I'm half way through season 7 now and I feel ready to take the sergeant's exam.
In other news I got a parcel today. The door buzzer rang, I answered it and a strong Polish accent said there was a parcel, I told him to leave it inside by the door and buzzed him in. He then buzzed back to confirm there was a parcel, I told him I knew about the parcel from our earlier conversation and buzzed him in to leave it inside by the door. He then buzzed again so I buzzed back then all this stopped. I had a shower, got dressed and went downstairs to find no parcel, I opened the front door and the parcel was sat outside. I said useless cunt out loud to myself and brought it back upstairs, inside the box was another box and inside that box was a gift hamper thing from work for "all the hard work". This is a fucking outrage because they fucked us all on review scores this year and this shitty hamper might as well have been petrol station flowers.
The hamper has various fancy looking items in it, some chocolate bars with salted caramel on them (all the rage with homosexuals I'm told), some salted caramel popcorn, some posh looking peanuts and a bottle of nonalcoholic apple and elder flower fizzy drink. This drink tasted like soap and I wish none of this happened it just wasn't worth the effort.
Hahaha epic. He was obviously buzzing in all the parcels individually, even though they were inside the other parcels. The Polish are like that. Maybe he thought they were Russian Brides :idunno:
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Indeed yes! :)
(Funny though... the Fox News anchors said it didn't get off the ground.) :unsure::alien:
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10 bucks who recognizes the kid in the photo without Google.
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Donald always had a big head.
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Stare into those hungry eyes too long and risk going mad. :fear:
The adults always said there was something strange about little Donald.
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OMG!... did I stare to long? :unsure:
(WAIT!... I was already mad. Never mind then.) :alien: