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Morning buttholes!!!
got woken up at 5 this morning by the misseses cats, throwing their toy mice against the bedroom door trying to get in, little cunts. :dabs:
In other news, i think my insides are falling apart. I had my appendix out about 10 months ago, i think they put stuffs back where they weren’t supposed to :eyebrows:
And in further news, i've been pretty much given one of these:
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an 8 inch android tablet, i think its entry level - 1.5Ghz, 1GB but seems alright. Good enough to watch incestuous torture porn on the bus.
I think he's more interested in talking about spread cheeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
If anything would summon him, it would be spreadsheet talk. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Now is the time for an update on my IBS. I've been drinking these little probiotic solutions, and they've been keeping my ass in line way more effectively than eating yogurt ever did. After about 4 months of at least 1 yogurt a day, I was pretty sick of the genre.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Luckily Emi had turned me onto these little drinkable shots, which fall within the class of products aimed at the Hispanic population. A pack of 5 runs me $0.88 at Wally World. I think it's called Bio Salud!, but I can't be sure since I never really deconstructed all the Mexican on the packaging.
I've been on them for 4 months, and my toilet escapades have resumed a pre-appendectomy level of service. Additionally, my shit don't stink, and that's a good thing, for I have been satisfied with not having stinky shit throughout the years.
Bio Salad? :ghey:
But how is for watching clips of ladyboys bumming each other? I mean, incestuous torture porn is so 2012.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Really, we shouldn't have to figure these things out by ourselves. Any reviewer worth their salt should have a decent collection of mainstream pron like that.
it can play some wenches with wangs but not all. It seems to struggle mostly with any videos of everyone here's mothers.
Sorry, it's probably just my mom hogging up the screen space. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Coincidentally, Idol keeps a regular diet of at least 5 fapfulls of probikers daily.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyNow is the time for an update on my IBS. I've been drinking these little probiotic solutions, and they've been keeping my ass in line way more effectively than eating yogurt ever did. After about 4 months of at least 1 yogurt a day, I was pretty sick of the genre.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Luckily Emi had turned me onto these little drinkable shots, which fall within the class of products aimed at the Hispanic population. A pack of 5 runs me $0.88 at Wally World. I think it's called Bio Salud!, but I can't be sure since I never really deconstructed all the Mexican on the packaging.
I've been on them for 4 months, and my toilet escapades have resumed a pre-appendectomy level of service. Additionally, my shit don't stink, and that's a good thing, for I have been satisfied with not having stinky shit throughout the years.
I'm pretty sure he squeezes some images of body builders in there. His WC magazine selection should be at least that diverse.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
So, I've been reading some of GlennBeck38's posts, and I'm starting to think that he might just be a tiny bit mental.
Tiny, tiny bit.
Search "Glenn Beck" and your suspicions will be confirmed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
:idunno:I'd do her.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK29zn2DTL4
Btw I had to look up WC because here in Canada they're known as oothouses.
Damn... I don't have the right shoes... I do however have an oothouse...
I like her big muscle groups:shifty:
Like anyone here believes you. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I think he was talking about the bitch on the right.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeLike anyone here believes you. :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I usually only use it in Serbian (vay tsay), but I made an exception here because I thought the use of closet was appropriate.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Because you're a big homo,you mean?
Knock knock.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Who's there.
Freud
Freud who?
Freud also says you're a big homo.:)
No interesting Muldy Halloween stories yet? :mellow:
Freud and other accusers just have a deep seated interest in me being a homo, and I'm sure it stems back to wanting to have sex with mothers.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Knock knock.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Who's there.
Freud
Freud who?
Freud also says you're a big homo.:)
the misses was working so my scumbag friend brought his 4 year old kid round and we got high and watched him play Ben10 (the kid, lyke) :idunno: ....just three/four years ago i would have gone out with a couple of grams and tamed some strange but I’m pretty much married now or at least receive the restrictions of such an awful act :ermm: Got to move in with her in January, shits getting way too grown-up :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
/in other news, got an interview a week from today :01: finished the last Game Of Thrones book :emo:
...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems :smilie4: True story :smilie4:
Didn't Hitler tell a similar story in his lesser known publication, Mein Kraft?
I didn't know Hitler played Mine Craft but if I saw him on there i'd grief on his castles :snooty:
I don't honestly know much about Mine Craft, but it kinda sounds like FST where you have to build stuffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'll just stick with FST. Building is sooo for immigrants.
If anyone is interested,the same thing also woks in real life.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I'll just file that under funny stories I can't actually repeat to anyone I know IRL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
lulz.
So yeah, avoid that.
Because car salesman are usually slim oozing bastards...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q02BXGDSDkE
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Hoi, SnnY! Have you read the Iain Banks Culture series?? :eyebrows:
White flower!
White flour!Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Old school (t-shirt hell FTW!):Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhite flour!Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
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And new school:
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Yeah. They're all good, even the short story when they go to Earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I've been to Earth, it was meh.
It totally is. You have to be a pretty good author to make it interesting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ip_ySjzcc
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