my goodness how the hell are u mr manker......
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my goodness how the hell are u mr manker......
afternoonsup, jizzcocks
yeah i'm alrite, like. how's jonno?Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzla
bosup :smilie4:
You still owe me a turkey t-shirt, true story.
welcome back manker, whats it been 2 years or more since you posted anyways glad to see the top poster back.
didn't i send it to you.
or it might have been The. i always get you two mixed up.
yeah it's been a while, beaut. allenS harshed me off and it's taken this long to regain my composure.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzla
seems quieter that i remember :dabs:
*than
don't think i'm top poster anymore, btw.
but at this rate it won't take me all that long to arrive at the apex of the posting pyramid.
as long as other people post too, like.
soliloquies do not rawk.
well yes it is quieter jp and ben are seen now and again i have retired from work so i have other things to do....Quote:
Originally Posted by mankeryeah it's been a while, beaut. allenS harshed me off and it's taken this long to regain my composure.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzla
seems quieter that i remember :dabs:
+ when they alter the board i think well its not there as i can see you was the top poster. but that pikey mulder was coming a close second to you....
I thrust upon thee my sharpest nay; the opposing voices fore and aft clash at my highest core and a resounding song spills out. Have we not all a tune to distract thee from thine own wave of sorties? I urge you to not fucking dodge my nay.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzlawell yes it is quieter jp and ben are seen now and again i have retired from work so i have other things to do....Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
there was a link posted by a texan earlier in this fred which showed the top posters. i was behind some towerblocks guy by not less than 4000 posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzla
i suppose he is some kind of nzb aficionado.
in other news; i talked to ben last night, which was nice, but i have yet to see evidence of jp. i imagine he is busy buying another clio or something else.
i stand corrected :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI thrust upon thee my sharpest nay; the opposing voices fore and aft clash at my highest core and a resounding song spills out. Have we not all a tune to distract thee from thine own wave of sorties? I urge you to not fucking dodge my nay.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
i also like the wordplay in your title there, is it original? it's new to me.
in related news; i've no idea why my title is effendi and i've similarly forgotten wtf the apple cunteater thing refers to in my sig :dabs:
old geezer's cunt apple, obviousment.
no eye deer about the anteater tho'
old geezer's cunt apple :blink:
btw, i'm reading about your sexual shenanigans after you moved back oop norf and mulder's bad experience with lesbionic flatmates.
half-way through this fred ftw
there's a plot-twist later on, like.
from what i've read so far, either you get back with her or you move to NI and chalice adopts you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
i'm hoping for the latter, obviousement.
:console: soweyQuote:
Originally Posted by mankeryeah it's been a while, beaut. allenS harshed me off and it's taken this long to regain my composure.Quote:
Originally Posted by thebazzla
seems quieter that i remember :dabs:
Evening cunt-apples. A hard day of chainsawing stuffs, only to come home to the neighbour blaring out RnB. The thing I hate most. :dabs:
oh, that's right. quote the only post i've made since the second coming which contained a typo.
fecking harshest of the serial harshists, you are, allen :no:
salutations, gentle ben.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
it seems to me that the solution to your quandary lies partially within the first half of your second sentence.
put on an ice-hockey gk mask, rev up the chainsaw, then pop around and politely ask them to desist with the ear-offending bilge.
I'd love to, but i'm a hippie. I just played some loudish Reggae and smoked a doob instead. :smilie4:
I think the poncho might negate any of the scariness added by the mask.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankersalutations, gentle ben.Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
it seems to me that the solution to your quandary lies partially within the first half of your second sentence.
put on an ice-hockey gk mask, rev up the chainsaw, then pop around and politely ask them to desist with the ear-offending bilge.
(hippies wear ponchos, right?)
Mexican ones do.
or Peruvian ones, or something else.
FFS. I haven't watched Dexter yet. ttfn.
i thought you had to be of sane mind to handle a chainsaw.:) or are you practicing to be the new dexter...:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
When handling one at the same time as climbing a tree, sanity is optional.
you mean you have to climb the tree i thought the whole idea was to to cut it down not climb up it..Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
No. I'm mostly saving them. They only get cut down for good reason or rich people.
A lot of the work involves reducing the crown by a percentage in to a nice shape, leaving nice cuts, and a happy tree.
ah that's nice + if all the trees where cut down your chainsaw would be redundant:Dand have you watched Dexter yetQuote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
True. I tried to watch Dexter, realised i'd missed last week's episode. Just finished downloading that at 100k/sec on my 50mb connection. :fist:
Gonna watch that now.
:D you don't happen to be with virgin media by any chance.....
:slap:
well that's all from me tonight ben. have fun watching your dexter off for some supper, and a bit of Alex Polizzi at nine.....
I miss that old cunt apple geezer. :(
Never have a massive lunch then go straight from work to the gym then drink a massive energy drink then sit on a bus for an hour and get stuck in traffic with no toilet in sight. Feels like I'm gonna triple my self :(