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Got a Nexus 7 sup :happy:
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Sup.I got some Romaleos 2's.
I'm still working out exactly how to play Angry Birds on them.
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IdolEyes787
Sup.I got some Romaleos 2's.
I'm still working out exactly how to play Angry Birds on them.
I believe it involves kicking pigeons. Maybe a duck, if you are in a nice park. :idunno:
BTW, you have more shoes than most women. :ghey:
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I try to balance it out by not owning any socks and only one pair of underwear.:)
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Also when you say "most women" are you speaking collectively because I'm pretty sure my closet is no where big enough for that to be true.
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Also when you say "most women" are you speaking collectively because I'm pretty sure my closet is no where big enough for that to be true.
No one underestimates the sheer magnitude of your closet. :no:
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Honestly I feed you the straight lines because I believe you lack the imagination to come up with anything funny yourself.
See I just did it again.
Don't disappoint me.
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IdolEyes787
Don't disappoint me.
As your whole life has been a disappointment, it is beyond my powers to change it for you.
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Mr. Mulder
Got a Nexus 7 sup :happy:
Solid choice. New one? I have one of the first editions but it's laggy as fk on pages with pictures. I hear the new ones are much quicker.
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IdolEyes787
I try to balance it out by not owning any socks and only one pair of underwear.:)
You sound like one of those cross dressers we hear about. Do you have transgender issues?
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Nope.Never had any problems with giant robots.
Yet.
At least that I know of.
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Skiz
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Mr. Mulder
Got a Nexus 7 sup :happy:
Solid choice. New one? I have one of the first editions but it's laggy as fk on pages with pictures. I hear the new ones are much quicker.
No equal love for my Romaleos 2's?I thought you better than that.
No honestly I did.
Ok I didn't but let's all pretend I did so things won't get more uncomfortable.
Oops,too late.:pinch:
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Hoi Fox I wanted to see what you were doing so I looked at your profile and I noticed you were viewing your attachment.
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IdolEyes787
Hoi Fox I wanted to see what you were doing so I looked at your profile and I noticed you were viewing your attachment.
That's funny, because I was offline when you checked my profile.
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TheFoX
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IdolEyes787
Hoi Fox I wanted to see what you were doing so I looked at your profile and I noticed you were viewing your attachment.
That's funny, because I was offline when you checked my profile.
Exactly... offline viewing your attachment
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TheFoX
That's funny, because I was offline when you checked my profile.
Exactly... offline viewing your attachment
Can you actually do it offline? I thought you needed an internet connection to do that sort of stuff? Unless, of course, you have it in a local cache, I suppose.
Mind you, now that I know that I am under surveillance by several members of FST, I'll have to be more careful what I do either online or offline, won't I?
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TheFoX
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mjmacky
Exactly... offline viewing your attachment
Can you actually do it offline? I thought you needed an internet connection to do that sort of stuff? Unless, of course, you have it in a local cache, I suppose.
Mind you, now that I know that I am under surveillance by several members of FST, I'll have to be more careful what I do either online or offline, won't I?
The increasing availability of high speed internet over the past decade has made online viewing of our attachments a norm. Prior to that, we'd do some online viewing of our attachments, but most of it was offline. However, we tend to reserve the viewing of our attachments offline these days when we are with a partner. You yourself have made a point to view your attachment offline, and did it seem a task of unprecedented challenge to do so?
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I forgot to mention that attachment viewing over cellular networks has been on the rise, where the anecdotes exist with current celebrities (politicians, professional athlete's, etc.)
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TheFoX
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mjmacky
Exactly... offline viewing your attachment
Can you actually do it offline? I thought you needed an internet connection to do that sort of stuff? Unless, of course, you have it in a local cache, I suppose.
Mind you, now that I know that I am under surveillance by several members of FST, I'll have to be more careful what I do either online or offline, won't I?
Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".:mellow:
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Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".:mellow:
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wayne997
posted lol
So much for still waters running deep. :idunno:
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megabyteme
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wayne997
posted lol
So much for still waters running deep. :idunno:
I bet he thinks lighting farts is the height of wit.
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IdolEyes787
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megabyteme
So much for still waters running deep. :idunno:
I bet he thinks lighting farts is the height of wit.
Did the corresponding conversation to said hijinks prompt a pun on methane? If so, bravo, for that's a rare and well founded opportunity.
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Skiz
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Mr. Mulder
Got a Nexus 7 sup :happy:
Solid choice. New one? I have one of the first editions but it's laggy as fk on pages with pictures. I hear the new ones are much quicker.
Yeah dawg, the 2013 edition :happy: It was 50 squids more than the first one, thought it was worth it for future proofing lyke. Couple of things i don't like, no micro sd expansion and no mini HDMI out. But other than that its the tits!! I was playing The Dark Knight Rises game on it last night, looked awesome with no lag. It feels so smooth in my hands :mushy:
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i also ran out of electricity last night and had to survive the night on a laptop and tablet charge like a savage :no: had to get dressed in the dark this morning not realising i spilt Dr. Pepper on my work trousers t'other night and it looks like ive pished my self, unless i actually pished my self which hasn't happened in quite some time as i'm a big boy now :eyebrows:
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re posted
kind regards copyleft
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wayne997
re posted
kind regards copyleft
No I was wrong,it is possibly to post something stupider than you did originally.
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IdolEyes787
Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".:mellow:
Did you type that while under the influence?
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TheFoX
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IdolEyes787
Realizing too late that her date TheFoX just doesn't get the concept of sexual euphemism,cat owner Winifred now deeply regrets telling him to "nail her pussy real good".:mellow:
Did you type that while under the influence?
You did mean to imply it was under the influence of continuity, yes?
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Hai 'Girl'frens :kiss:
went for a job interview yesterday innit, think it went well. Its a Linux role though, all my qualifications are M$ ....now we play the waiting game....... :eyebrows:
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http://collegepoison.com/
Cool stuff for guys. Humor, chicks, fashion ( :ghey: ) , gadgets, sports, etc.
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Mr. Mulder
Hai 'Girl'frens :kiss:
went for a job interview yesterday innit, think it went well. Its a Linux role though, all my qualifications are M$ ....now we play the waiting game....... :eyebrows:
I hope you grew a neckbeard beforehand. A good neckbeard accounts for like 50% of your final score in anything linux-related.
Also, if they ask for your favourite text editor, it's probably a trick question to which the only answer is gedit, or maybe emacs if they look like mac-fags.
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If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.
True story.
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Snee
If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.
True story.
It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years :sadwalk:
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Snee
If you manage to grow two neckbeards, you p much don't even have to show up to get the job.
True story.
It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years :sadwalk:
So, you're saying the average vagina is hairier than you?
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Not the way Mulder likes it its not :sneaky: