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Why didn't you just have a piss on the bus? I can imagine you pissing on a really fit students shoe from the cheek republik then she toetully sucks you off on the back seat and that.
If there is no possible way or place to pee, or you start to feel pain near your bladder, the smartest thing to do it to roll up a towel and wet yourself, this may be difficult if you are wearing a skirt, if you are try to put a towel between your legs.
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^ but not a green towel, you gotta keep those for your bitch.
cbf to make separate post but, seriousement, i just read that murses thread. it was about man-bags, disabled children and egos. ffs. it was also interspersed with some of the weakest grammar pedantry i've ever seen.
chalice did make it bearable for about 10 seconds before he got all mushy.
could someone please direct me to a thread filled with win and awesomeness :dabs:
Dale Farm pikey eviction
I have the horn
Any one of Mildred's Fred's
My ego is what gets on most's nerfs, it'll be about half hour's height before you realize squishy squishy. Equating ego with nonsense is the only way to make since of it all, sense I make no cents... that's poor wordplay you see.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Can't recommend an entire thread, but my favorite title on the first page of lounge threads is "am good boy look for internet booster", since we can all appreciate a story of a good boy look for internet booster.
Much like me, totally unoriginal and unholy awful when explained. Abbreviate analytical chemist, I'm an analytical chemist.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I guess my schtick is to make you feel pixie and then longsuffering disappointment.
what the fuck are you prattling on about?
He's gradually turning into J-Dye.
Long hours surrounded by volatile chemicals, what do you expect? :idunno:
It's not always what you imagine, I haven't slept for 36 hours, and I had a full day's worth of manual labor setting up a Quadrupole-Time of Flight Tandem Mass Spectrometer. Involved bits of heavy lifting, rolling around on a dirty lab floor with wrenches and screwdrivers. Some more blah blah and I did manage to answer a question though, so what's with the lossless FLAC coming my way?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Is there a fine line between genius and insanity?
After 36 hours of work? Is that without any sleep? How do you keep awake for so long?
Years of sleep apnea have pitted me against the schedule of human civilization. I experience 5 "days" in a 7 day week (wherein I operate on a 32 hour cycle as opposed to the rest's 24 hour cycle).Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I'm only stretching it out a little, I've gone 48 hours before, that's when shit gets real weird.
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Originally Posted by mjmackyYears of sleep apnea have pitted me against the schedule of human civilization. I experience 5 "days" in a 7 day week (wherein I operate on a 32 hour cycle as opposed to the rest's 24 hour cycle).Quote:
Originally Posted by Alien5
I'm only stretching it out a little, I've gone 48 hours before, that's when shit gets real weird.
You do know that poor sleep patterns only exacerbate mental illness ? :blink:
I'm at peace with my mental illness. Please take a 1 hour break, I'm trying to sleep, but if you keep updating threads I'll be detained even longer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
wurksup my little worker bees :mushy: ....just sent our fit receptionist an email telling her i'd quite like to take her into the disableds and smash her back doors in. We'll see what she has to say about that... :sneaky:
ffs its well annoying when you add a new album into itunes wot you've stolen and it refuses to find the cover art and splits it into two different albums. what a pile of cunt slop
People use iTunes for anything other than sync yer cracked IPA's? :blink:
i don't know what ipa means :(
i use it to put music on my phone, moviefilms too :smilie4:
IPA is like the extension of all iOS apps. Have you never looked in the iTunes store? :huh:
the first half of your post was utter pish; the second borderline genious.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyMy ego is what gets on most's nerfs, it'll be about half hour's height before you realize squishy squishy. Equating ego with nonsense is the only way to make since of it all, sense I make no cents... that's poor wordplay you see.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Can't recommend an entire thread, but my favorite title on the first page of lounge threads is "am good boy look for internet booster", since we can all appreciate a story of a good boy look for internet booster.
ok, i like you a lot. we can attempt the formulation of some internet babies or you can tell me which pneubs i should be hating the fuck out of. i've no time to research the matter.
oh and hai2u, internets :smilie4:
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also, thanks, allen, for attempting to direct me to some good threads. i obviously won't be checking them out because it's clearly some kind of evil plot to hound me off.
:coffee: What did I miss?
IPA should only mean India Pale Ale, and nothing else of note.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Maybe first examine your position on syphilis, but as for the other option, hopefully a trail of breadcrumbs or dandruff can mark the path. We like to nip at the heels of the establishment and issue death threats to the animatedly challenged.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
oh, right. well, that clears that up. thanking you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyMaybe first examine your position on syphilis, but as for the other option, hopefully a trail of breadcrumbs or dandruff can mark the path. We like to nip at the heels of the establishment and issue death threats to the animatedly challenged.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:blink:
I think he was calling you a cunt, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The periodical son returns. We haven't changed your room since your departure. Your wank sock is just where you left it. We've been polishing chrome bins at nightly vigils and everything.
Say you'll never leave again. I don't think Allen's feeble constitution could stand being abandoned twice. He only ever posts when you're here. He's like a spastic Scrappy Doo only stupider and with more fleas.
the bonhomie of a testosterone-charged changing room immediately subsequent to a narrow cup victory, the particular air of insouciance only experienced the next day at school by one who has lost his virginity prior to the age of sixteen, an ocular moistening epiphanous moment when your father says 'well done' and you can tell he means it this time, the wide eyed look of fear riven with excitement when a fair maiden examines your mulder-esque appendage for the first time and wonders how in a holy hail of shrapnel it will fit inside her lady garden ... and my underwhelming return to your internets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
hai, barbie :wave:
:lol: :earl:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisI think he was calling you a cunt, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The periodical son returns. We haven't changed your room since your departure. Your wank sock is just where you left it. We've been polishing chrome bins at nightly vigils and everything.
Say you'll never leave again. I don't think Allen's feeble constitution could stand being abandoned twice. He only ever posts when you're here. He's like a spastic Scrappy Doo only stupider and with more fleas.
i am glad to read you, live, as it were, chalice. hope you and yours are well.
catching up on this thread has been almost been chore thus far but around 17% of your posts have been like little islets of teenage vagina in a sea of unending badly wrapped kebabs. the other 83% were wizard sleeve-esque, obviousement.
the heady mix is like opium.
17% is generous as fuck, but a vagina is a vagina is a vagina.
Except of course when it's a cunt.
Now all we need are JP and Snee. We can lock the doors and have a full on non-tactile orgy like the good ole day(s).
indeed.
where is that generously proportioned, northern dwelling, offspring mass-producing, dyed in the wool harshist bar-steward. i've not seen hide nor hair of him.
and jp appears to be missing too.
only if your penoir is utilised as a blunt instrument rather than a precision tool :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
JP's guise as warrior poet takes him far and wide, but he pops back sporadically to give progress reports and colourful criticism on sectarian puntsphere clubs.
oxymoron :dry:Quote:
warrior poet
you can't catch me that easily. we all know poets are wee fellas who have a peculiar penchant for priapean posterior penetration.
And they're ginger. Don't forget ginger. They've been trying to talk their way out of it for years. The sneaky cunts.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
They try to blind you with flashbulb badinage and squirrel their sins under a hat of jive-ass turkey talk.
if someone could only show me a ginger synonym starting with p, i'd never make that mistake again.
thinking about it, i'm pretty sure serial poet cheese was ginger. there's a pic of him somewhere looking more like steve davis than steve davis ever did.
edit: i've met cheese 3 or 4 times and i can't say for certain what colour his hair is :blink:
I was referring to Cheese, innit. I was attempting to goad him out of retirement with a cryptic ruse.
He's all shackled up on Walton's mountain and finds little time for fancypants words since the incident with the rabid raccoon a brace of winters back.
wagwan, cunts. :smilie4:
the asian burd serving in costa just now was utterly, utterly filthy. if secks could look like a person, it would be her boobs. im wearing a fitted jumper today and was flexing pretty hard but some how she seemed to resist?? I think we'll put it down to the language barrier :eyebrows:
Maybe you shouldn't say arigato to every Manilan girl you'd like to feel your peen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
So who is the winner?
^^ Not you ;)