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That'd make you about 62, then. Not too far off from the average age of the demographic. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
It's taken me the better part of 27 years to grow the paedo tash im currently sporting, i estimate a double-open-source-neck-warmer would take a further 35 years :sadwalk:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
best.internet.ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Why didn't you use the one that lasts 10 hours?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
She must be one fit bird to be able to bounce for such a long duration.
As the young lady proves, you can't have too much of a goodQuote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
thingthings.
Not real, there's no cum on her tits.
cum comes from tits? I've never had intercourse with a lady before, it sounds gross. :ermm:
/stayed at the misseses last night and that skank kicked me out at 7 this morning cos she had work lyke :pinch: got to my desk for 7:20am, it was all dark and shit, the moon was out and the cleaners were still here ffs. Any of ewse guise watching sons of anarchy? Shits getting real!!!
There is on my screen. :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
That's frightening since you've been making a lot of passes at Idol lately.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeThere is on my screen. :sneaky:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I wouldn't say that, but you try blocking out half of your screen and see if you don't find him 50% more tolerable. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThat's frightening since you've been making a lot of passes at Idol lately.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
If we're posting boobs, I'll just leave this here.
:drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Turns out my nexus 7 has touchscreen issues and so does a load of other ones :emo: i tried playing max payne and batman on it and then loads of menus started opening and Max started jumping and firing even though i only pressed forward. its proper gay :emo:
/in other news i start flat hunting with the misses end of the month. I imagine im not going to be allowed to sit at my laptop at 3am, getting high and masturbating furiously to mother daughter porn anymore. Or have cocopops for dinner :emo: :emo: :emo:
it might be a lot like this, which would be kind of kewl as i'd be banging leela from futurama :eyebrows:
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Congats bredwin innit.
I found none of those boobs were all that special.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
That is until I came across the photo of Ebonee Davis. Those were pretty much what I'd frame as perfect.
http://imgur.com/gallery/vHYax
In the comments:
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directions not clear enough, I got my balls stuck on the ceiling fan...
Other comments that were priceless included:
Couldnt unzip in time. Embarrassed myself in front of the Queen. Again(!)
"Honey grab the pool noodles, I've got a great idea!"
Zipper directions unclear, now have Prince Albert
But the best is.....
Photographic your friends with belongings they're borrowing really enhances the trust in your relationship.
Might have linked this before, but here's something completely different:
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NSFW and def not safe for kids.
If HP Lovecraft made music videos, that sort of thing.
That is just amazing/insane/WTF.Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
More on new chinese cities:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM
My reaction can be summed up as :blink:
I imagine it started something like this:
-Hay, guise. How do we create economic growth rly fast?
-Dat's easy. We'll just build 64 million apartments, and employ millions of people to do it.
-Cool.
-Also, let's make them super expensive so 99.99% of the population can't afford them.
-Yes!
-And then we'll just keep on building more, forever.
Ten years later:
-Wait, what?
'cos clearly, someone in that scheme isn't too quick on the uptake.
I'd do some crazy stuff, too, if I had billions of unemployed peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
willingworking for nothing. :idunno:
I'm sure the conversation went something like this:
CGuy1: Wouldn't it be kinda cool if we built replica cities?
CGuy2: Yeah.
CGuy1: Let's do it.
Workers begin building cities.
10 years go by...
CGuy2: The workers have finished like 5 of those replica cities you wanted.
CGuy1: :lol: What cities? [thinks to self he shouldn't talk about crazy shit when he's high]
And even though there isn't a vehicle in sight, look at the horrible air pollution at 1:02 and 12:45Quote:
Originally Posted by ckrit
Dawgs. :smilie4:
walking dead was pretty sick this week, its good they've broken away from the most boring survivors in the history of apocalypses and done something else :eyebrows:
Totally agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Reading the preview I thought I was going to hate it but instead I found it to be one of the better episodes simply because it added some badly needed variety and (some) unpredictability back to the series.
Can't believe some are calling it the "worst episode ever" as I really liked seeing how some other people were coping with the zombie apocalypse.
As for criticisms they were unrealistically "dumb",that's hardly valid given it takes all kinds of people to make a world.
Word. People who aren't us are stoopid, its in the bible :eyebrows:
Bible with a capital "B" because God is all high and mighty concerning Himself .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Seriously, like who died and left Him in charge?
So, guise.
I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Bible with a capital "B" because God is all high and mighty concerning Himself .Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Seriously, like who died and left Him in charge?
IdolEyes787 with a capital "I" and, seriously, who left you in charge?
Officially, that Flea guy who's the bassist for The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
How he got the authority is a mystery to me though.:mellow:
Anyway it's really rule in name only or at least until the zombie apocalypse when people will likely start turning to me as their savior.
Surprised it took this long really.Quote:
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:ermm: i dunno homie, are you lyke gonna marry her or some shit? if not then its pretty much a win - win of course meaning BLOWJAWBFEST!!!! :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee