I hope you trip over, and land on a bag full of dicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by emailk2
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I hope you trip over, and land on a bag full of dicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by emailk2
Falling onto a bag full of penii would, probably, be alright, like.
They'd obviously be flaccid, so would aid considerably in the breaking of one's fall.
All things considered, there are much worse things one could land on once having tripped.
Imagine falling onto a manifold of murses, you'd not only destroy their contents, but their insubstantial nature would do little to alleviate your discomfort - and you'd have the ire of several tiny metrosexual 'merkins to contend with.
Horrific.
Last one to post wins the internets
Heh ... Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.
How the fuck do you stutter while typing ?Quote:
Originally Posted by richasis
I think he's trying to quote Bush, but was so awestruck in the original's oratory brilliance that he started to fall apart on the keyboard. Either that or replicated it precisely.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisHow the fuck do you stutter while typing ?Quote:
Originally Posted by richasis
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15668207.stm
Fuck you Mike Ashley, fuck you. :mellow:
and one of the dick would be yours :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseI hope you trip over, and land on a bag full of dicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by emailk2
Indeed, the later. In fact, the allusion was inspired by yet another Bushism - expressed in the thread title - "internets".Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI think he's trying to quote Bush, but was so awestruck in the original's oratory brilliance that he started to fall apart on the keyboard. Either that or replicated it precisely.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Ahoisup, foul bum demons :mushy:
its my friday today cos ive got a three day weekend FTW :smilie4:
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It's Clint's birthday.
That'll teach you for having such a good start to the season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Mike Ashley; dark lord of irony.
salad and diet coke for lunch :ghey:
why the new episodes of Misfits fucking rawk!!!!!!
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We'll probably get a pasting off man city, man utd and then chelsea and all the "ashley out" protests will be back very quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerThat'll teach you for having such a good start to the season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Mike Ashley; dark lord of irony.
I've never heard of Misfits, but your argument is persuasive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Is there anyway you can use your nerd skillz to slow that gif down. I think I see a bit of back lippage there :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by mankerI've never heard of Misfits, but your argument is persuasive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Is there anyway you can use your nerd skillz to slow that gif down. I think I see a bit of back lippage there :smilie4:
I'd be shocked if they're not back at your next home game. It seemed to me that the recent run of good results was almost an irritant which got in the way of the fans hating the fuck out of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoWe'll probably get a pasting off man city, man utd and then chelsea and all the "ashley out" protests will be back very quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
photieshop breaks it down into frames, innit
sweet :happy:Quote:
There was a comment on the bbc live stream thing during the last match about "how many newcastle fans still dislike ashley for sacking houghton and bringing in pardew now?". I still dislike him for it, yes, pardew's done a good job so far but hughton didn't exactly deserve to be sacked, he did win the league.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI'd be shocked if they're not back at your next home game. It seemed to me that the recent run of good results was almost an irritant which got in the way of the fans hating the fuck out of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I don't have phoatieshawp.
oldschool mspaint aficionado ftw :snooty:
I agree with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoThere was a comment on the bbc live stream thing during the last match about "how many newcastle fans still dislike ashley for sacking houghton and bringing in pardew now?". I still dislike him for it, yes, pardew's done a good job so far but hughton didn't exactly deserve to be sacked, he did win the league.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There was nothing to suggest Pardew was going to be anything other than borderline shite, so Ashley can't claim momentous foresight, he was just lucky that things have come together this season.
I think ;s
How is the team so good this year? :unsure:
Apparently it's down to the way they're training, I read an article about pardew's approach to it involving, I shit you not, having the defensive players practice defending while the attackers go off and practice attacking.
Fuck knows what they'd been doing for the years before:blink:
I do hope liverpool supporters are feeling a bit cheated after buying our two best players and getting worse results than us:happy:
Also, our french revolution seems to be paying off quite well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
This Pardew guy is a fecking genious. If only Keegan had known of this revolutionary approach to puntsphere.
Yeah, how is Obertan doing? He's playing regularly, rite?
When he was at (the real) United, I always thought he was skillful but was the kind of player who would be converted to a stricker in the Scottish Premier and score 40 goals a season but be rubbish in England wherever he went.
Like that Larsson chap
I think he did know of it up until about february 96 when we were 12 points clear at the top of the league and, well, you know the rest, you cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
This Pardew guy is a fecking genious. If only Keegan had known of this revolutionary approach to puntsphere.
He's not played much rly but what I've seen of him has been decent.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Cabaye has been fan-tastic, marveaux has been decent too and ben arfa would be brilliant if he didn't break his leg everytime he looked at the ball.
Oh, did we win the league that year too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI think he did know of it up until about february 96 when we were 12 points clear at the top of the league and, well, you know the rest, you cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I better go and check jewtube to jog my failing memory - do you think 'I'd love it if we beat them, love it' will yield any relevant results :happy:
Whay-aye Cabaye.
You can use that the next time you go and see them. Or are you living in sin in poofland now?
When I was reading back this thread the other day, it was kinda difficult to follow your movements :unsure:
No no, i'm still in t'north, the plan is her for her to join me up here eventually.
Ah, I see. Makes sense now.
Chalice said that you're not allowed to post on t'internets when you're living together, then I had a :bawa: moment when I read that you were back together cus you were still posting.
For one mad moment, I thought you'd put your foot down :moustache:
Edit: the smilie codes have changed :dry:
might make a social commentary fred ftw
I didn't post much when I was living down there mostly cause I was busy/had better things to do/the board was wank with mostly mongs posting.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
And you weren't allowed.
Yeah ^
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