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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Snee
So, guise.
I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?
It helps to have a predetermined exit strategy that does not include suicide...
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
Snee
So, guise.
I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?
It helps to have a predetermined exit strategy that does not include suicide...
I thought that was the suicide..... :idunno:
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megabyteme
It helps to have a predetermined exit strategy that does not include suicide...
So you're saying that faked suicide is still a viable option then?
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by
Snee
So, guise.
I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?
:ermm: i dunno homie, are you lyke gonna marry her or some shit? if not then its pretty much a win - win of course meaning
BLOWJAWBFEST!!!! :smilie4:
I honestly have no idea what her plans are. I'll enjoy her company I'm sure, though.
I figure I'm just gonna grab this tiger by the tail, ride it out and see what happens.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?
I'm guessing the lack of oxygen has finally gotten to his brain.
Interestingly, everyone else seems to have lost their names. Probably due to site management's lack of care for anyone outside of donations and/or ad revenue. :idunno:
In Project Mayhem, no one has a name... in death, everyone has a name.
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Nice.i see im anon now.suck on this fuckfaces 8=====D
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Interestingly, everyone else seems to have lost their names. Probably due to site management's lack of care for anyone outside of donations and/or ad revenue. :idunno:
Looks like we have a mole in the staff section :eyebrows:
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?
Since I haven't surreptitiously been giving out invites I think it's safe to assume that a lot of people decided to rep me for my winning personality.
Either that or the administration are trying something new and matching our usernames to what they believe your penises look like,which would explain why Meg's is now nonexistent.:)
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On a more serious type note, my Kaspersky Pure just warned my of a network attack when I logged on here.
Never been network attacked before.Dunno if I should shoot my computer just to be safe.
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IdolEyes787
Never been network attacked before.Dunno if I should shoot my computer just to be safe.
merwais wouldn't do that. :shifty:
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Good point.
If I don't post for a while then at least you'll understand what happened.
Anyway the loss of my computer isn't that bad as it was getting a little old anyway.
Personally I'm just really glad that merwais still refuses to have sex with his mum.
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Originally Posted by
Snee
So, guise.
I think I know this one...but when a lady type female person who isn't old, related, (super) mental, underage, clinically insane, ugly, retarded, hating your guts or russian is talking about moving in with you for a bit, the correct answer is some kind of noise in the vicinity of sounding like approval, yes?
You've only covered less than 10% of major red flags. The answer is no. That is unless you have an out clause or plan. At the minimum, there should be an ejector seat by the window.
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Nevermind, I'm taking back my answer. All advice is now contingent on how long the Swede has been living alone.
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Artemis
So why has Idol suddenly gone all obnoxiously purple and btgod coloured?
Here's a quick CSS stylesheet that makes the forum look decent once more.
PHP Code:
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I don't know what "CSS stylesheet" means but if it makes this place look decent I can only assume it some sort of miracle magic spell.
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Yeah, I think "look" is the key word here.
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Snee
[video=Hearing Sabotage[/video]
:blink: Undoubtedly, they have male fans 3X their age...
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Morning cunts. :smilie4:
Got wicked bad tooth ache, dentist can't see me till thursday but im on some pretty groovy painkillers :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:
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VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.
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LostinT
VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.
your mum said i have a pretty beefy sausage. At least that's what i think she said, her mouth was full. Of my sausage.
I fucked your mum.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by
LostinT
VANCOUVER – Vancouver, known for its bustling street food scene, will also soon be known as home to the “most expensive hot dog in the world” – a $100 cognac-infused sausage topped with oil-seared Kobe beef, lobster meat and a picante sauce.
your mum said i have a pretty beefy sausage. At least that's what i think she said, her mouth was full. Of my sausage.
I fucked your mum.
I'm glad that you support incest, because I can sit back and laugh. The news portrayed, is that I am your brother.
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I'm also your father :smilie4:
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I'm also your father :smilie4:
I congratulate you, you should be proud. :ermm:
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DON'T YOU TELL YOUR FATHER WHAT TO DO!!! I'll have to put you accross my knee and make love to you!!!!!!!!!
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Only if you grab me a packet of crisps and a pint. Make sure you apologise to Mum! She is feeling rather left out :(
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N.O.V.A 3 for Android is the nutz.
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somethings going on here, something sexy... :shifty:
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No Sons of Anarchy this week because of 'merica's stoopid native american christmas or whatevs
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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LostinT
yup...:huh:
Furthering the point...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xJWbszxHANE
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It's getting more and more difficult for a miscreant like myself to misappropriate stuffs off the internets. It's a wonder hinterland for the common thief.
Any of you rotten cunts fancy furnishing your favourite Irish digital burglar with an invite or two? This is the first time I've asked for anything off this site and I'm loathe to do even that. Mainly looking music and everything fucking else I can lay my slippery mick mitts upon right sharpish.
There's a good bunch of cunts. :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by
chalice
It's getting more and more difficult for a miscreant like myself to misappropriate stuffs off the internets. It's a wonder hinterland for the common thief.
Any of you rotten cunts fancy furnishing your favourite Irish digital burglar with an invite or two? This is the first time I've asked for anything off this site and I'm loathe to do even that. Mainly looking music and everything fucking else I can lay my slippery mick mitts upon right sharpish.
There's a good bunch of cunts. :smilie4:
dawg, are you not ewesing piratebay, kat.ph, eztv.it? Piratebrowser for Tor? :unsure: I'm sure if you tarmacked their drives and married a gypsy they'd let you torrent from them?? :unsure:
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Originally Posted by
Mr. Mulder
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Originally Posted by
chalice
It's getting more and more difficult for a miscreant like myself to misappropriate stuffs off the internets. It's a wonder hinterland for the common thief.
Any of you rotten cunts fancy furnishing your favourite Irish digital burglar with an invite or two? This is the first time I've asked for anything off this site and I'm loathe to do even that. Mainly looking music and everything fucking else I can lay my slippery mick mitts upon right sharpish.
There's a good bunch of cunts. :smilie4:
dawg, are you not ewesing piratebay, kat.ph, eztv.it? Piratebrowser for Tor? :unsure: I'm sure if you tarmacked their drives and married a gypsy they'd let you torrent from them?? :unsure:
I kinda was until the child molesters started blocking all the piggy banks.And I can't be fucked with proxies. Now I've got one site and it sucks pig balls. True story.
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chalice
Any of you rotten cunts fancy furnishing your favourite Irish digital burglar with an invite or two? This is the first time I've asked for anything off this site and I'm loathe to do even that.
Considering this is The Lounge and not the Invite Section and everyone should be treated equally even if some don't deserve to be.....
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I'd have even less success in the bt section. I've burned my bridges and sacked their cityscape to cinders in a previous life. So you can go right on ahead and fuck yourself, too.