Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

Tesco left??? :eyebrows:

Yes. Word on the street is a dope deal went bad, and he let rearlity take the heat for it, the magnificent bastard.

Could someone like tesco up and fix the nzb search, already? Word on the street is that it's been broken for a while now. I don't really give a fuck about the news page not working, though. You can just delete the whole thing and redirect everyone directly to the forum instead. That'd be super cool, actually. It would save me some typing and/or clicking.

I think Mulder is looking for a job? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Snee

Could someone like tesco up and fix the nzb search, already? Word on the street is that it's been broken for a while now. I don't really give a fuck about the news page not working, though. You can just delete the whole thing and redirect everyone directly to the forum instead. That'd be super cool, actually. It would save me some typing and/or clicking.

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Weirdly enough it's random, some of the news articles are toast with the hilarious 'all remote hosts are unreachable' error whatever the fuck that is, while some still work :idunno:

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Originally Posted by Skiz

I think Mulder is looking for a job? :unsure:

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i could look after the servers if they're windows based?? :unsure: i could host them on my Nexus through a VM? I have about 4.5GB free, enough for 7 internets. My nexus is always with me so if the forum went down i could just turn it off and on again? But the forum would be offline everyday when i travel to and from work coz there's no 3G...

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

i could look after the servers if they're windows based?? :unsure: i could host them on my Nexus through a VM? I have about 4.5GB free, enough for 7 internets. My nexus is always with me so if the forum went down i could just turn it off and on again? But the forum would be offline everyday when i travel to and from work coz there's no 3G...

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So, basically, you are offering to upgrade our server by about 17 years.

I hope Santa is good to you this year. :)

On day 11 of working 12 days straight, i hate everything and everyone :emo: /wrists.

'sup

What have I missed?

Some of the most finest, illiterate gibberish known to internets :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

On day 11 of working 12 days straight, i hate everything and everyone :emo: /wrists.

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Look,I took Physics not English in skool so I can say for a fact FACT that what you do is not work.

Farmers "work".Garbage men "work".What you are doing is more like being paid to sit in a prison cell.:)

.....i'll work on filing down a network cable to use as a shank, then they'll see. You'll all see.... :sneaky:

Also don't trust the screws,no matter what they tell you.

I get obsessed with stuff. My latest thing is Android rom / app / kernel development. :dry:

I've also got a new jawb in a call centre. I'm a broken man from climbing trees and chainsawing stuffs. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

I get obsessed with stuff. My latest thing is Android rom / app / kernel development. :dry:

I've also got a new jawb in a call centre. I'm a broken man from climbing trees and chainsawing stuffs. :dabs:

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Look at you now, working for the man :no:


wot-r-ewe doing with android roms?? I forced on cyanogenmod t'other day :smilie4:

I've got a 2011 Xperia Active, and it only has 420mb internal storage :pinch:

I just fiddled with it a lot. :naughty:

I'm now running a custom 4.1.2 rom with a partitioned SD card. Working Gewgle Now and stuffs. It has that 'OK Gewgle' thing.

I've cunningly fooled the phone in to thinking that half of my SD card is internal storage, so now I can have tons of apps and stuff and it still runs smooth like an old man's tadger. :happy:

super smooth. :smilie4:

you need to get SLL Strip and Droidsheep then go sit in a faggy coffee shop on their wifi and start changing peoples facebewk profile pics to big black shlongs :01:

:brofist:

In other news, I just called Virgin media and got £19 a month off my 120mb interwebs cost and a free superhub 2 ftw. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

'sup

What have I missed?

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...i've got a windows phone lyke and there's this mmorpg I’ve been doing some trolling on, I started it jus cos i woz bored on a long bus journey one day. But everyone was very mean to me, quite a few Chinese on there it seemed. They wouldn't give me any gems and stuffs so I went full on racist, telling them they're all a bunch of slanty eye'd dog munchers and that their mums made me an Alsatian sandwich after i fucked their sideways vaginas and beat to death their disappointed Asian fathers. Then I’d log on, claim that the server stank of noodles and logged back off and now it’s raining gems :smilie4: True story :smilie4:

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Otherwise I dunno.

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I've also got a new jawb in a call centre. I'm a broken man from climbing trees and chainsawing stuffs. :dabs:

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So, a typical sales pitch involves, "I know your name and address, I have a chainsaw. The last 19 people have hung up on me. You REALLY do not want to be number 20. Care to buy some encyclopedias?"

If he's gonna do it like that, it's a damned shame that good old callcenter dave ran away crying like a little girl and everything. I bet he'd have some pointers.

Dave woulda already killed the first 19. Fact. :yup:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Dave woulda already killed the first 19. Fact. :yup:

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He definitely would have said he did, in any case, & then would have went into detail about how he put their heads on poles & stuff.

Dave's strategy is to call more than once, obviousment.

Xmas avatars. :smilie4:

I'm in the holiday spirit. :happy:

A skull with a Santa hat on it, how festive. :blink:

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A skull with a Santa hat on it, how festive. :blink:

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It is a corporate Christmas spirit...

i need to crack open M$ paint if its krismus hat thyme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj25Pv-h-r0
:sage:

You're right man.

http://i.imgur.com/TxI0iar.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rcR7BWt.jpg


http://imgur.com/12TgQr8



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Too much.

Thanks. Piss off

To be absolutely fair, you forgot the purple cock.

http://i.imgur.com/ZqysuDO.jpg

Nice!


I'm dreaming of a bukkake Christmas.....:naughty:

This is probably the only place on the internet that someone can leave for years, come back and recognize more names than he doesn't.

Hi everyone!

Also, Mulder... It appears you have something in your eye. :fist:

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Nice!


I'm dreaming of a bukkake Christmas.....:naughty:

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So like, should I just DHL some semen to you?