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Fairy nuff
Watch this space.
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It's actually Pain in the Ass, and I've seen this often (as no one ever seems to say it). It would appear that no one gets my sense of humor, or I'm just incredibly lame. The reason I forced out this failed attempt at being clever was due to this exchange:
Oh I got the sense of humor alright, it was just a shame not to pass up an opportunity to call you a pain in the arse. Now I say 'arse' for the simple reason that the good old english arse word is so much more offensive than the wimpy american 'ass' word. I sometimes take the opportunity to dumb it down and use ass for merkins so that they will grasp the concept but arse is so much more fulfilling as a word.
Quite the opposite effect here, if you say arse it seems like you're just being silly. I would say it "arse" feels like when someone says "I need to make pee pee" while "ass" feels like "I need to piss". Maybe that won't resonate either because I'm not sure if there's something for urine that sounds harsher than piss.
Allen, who is this fictional wife of which you speak? It's a clear lie.
:dabs:
I take it that was the first mention.
I had assumed it was common knowledge.
Alrite, mate, btw. How's stuff?
Fucked indeed - education on a Saturday. What dark times we live in.
My lad did had to do his first presentation this morning, he is seven and it was on whales. He asked me what to do so I said I'd print some pictures of whales for him to stick to the blackboard as he read out the whale facts we'd just collected.
He went; 'blackboard?'
I went; 'um, whiteboard ... ?'
He went; 'wut'
I didn't say anything because I was trying to imagine a class-room without some kind of apparatus for the teacher to write stuff on.
He saved the day by asking me to save the pics to a usb stick so everyone could see them on the wall monitor.
I felt mildly relieved. And old.
Bought her a Kindle and stole tons of stuff to put on it as a reward, but I really can't see myself parting with it.
I have one and can vouch for their goodness.
There's always the glimmer of a sliver of a chance that she will buck the trend of excelling academically and fuck it up.
Fingers crossed :schnauz:
It's the thought that counts, right? You thought about giving it to her. you reconsidered. It doesn't make you a bad person, just one with a Kindle...
The fact that you have one, and I will be waiting til after the first of the year, makes you a bastard, though. :seethingenvy:
time for the unbeaten run to end, I reckon :no:
I see what you did there.
At least it'll be to the good manchester team, like:smilie4:
still 0-0 :01:
I can't talk about footie today, I've got an engagement part a tonight that I wanted to get out of, so i phoned my best mate up to see if he could get tickets to the united swansea game. He said; 'yeah i got 4 but it's my sister's birthday so i'm going with her and her bf and teh missus'
:dabs: :dabs: dabs:
it's been pretty much all man city so far, like, 77%-23% possession. We have had a couple of chances tho'
I made cupcakes. :kiss:
penalty :dabs:
1-0:no:
2-0 >.<
spoiler above if you're watching an interweb stream
cock:pinch:
the stream just went down so i don't know if you're rodding or not:pinch:
Wish I was; Manchester City goal: Ryan Taylor continues a nightmare few minutes as the Newcastle defender gets the ball stuck under his feet and Micah Richards nips in to collect the loose ball and fire home.
:dabs:
yeah, i've had to resort to just reading the bbc stream thing :dabs:
So did allen invent his wife or what? any official word?
The first time I'd heard of her was just the other day, like.
To be fair though, I don't normally read his posts.
Well, they were worth reading the other night, even if he did make most of it up. He also said, or implied, he watched Pink Floyd in the 70s.
I thought he was like 20 or something :unsure:
I've no idea, though you thought i was loiyke 30 odd :dabs:
I don't blame you, I never read my posts either,
No I was born in the 70s but I saw them at the 02 in march, the wall.
Most of what I said was a mixture of semi-pish and bits I've seen in documentaries or books, the band breaking up part is in the making of the wall, that was the time they stopped talking mostly, it's on you tube I think.
ffs, another penatly