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So how is the iPod ben ?
Well it is movember. She probably grew it to save the starving kids in scotchland or w.e.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
well they're not going to shave them selves now are they :no: There was a burd on the bus today whom had some what of a burt reynolds hanging off her face. It was entrancing - i was all lyke :ermm: when she wasn't looking.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
True story.
Hopefully you can bump into her again tomoro and organise some kind of event where she comes around to yours for shaving and then bumsecks on the 1st of dec.
and then come on here and tell us all about it :01:
Just jizzed all over mulder's facebook pics
he met cobra :o
i so fucking did. :smilie4:
Talking about ex-Gladiators, have you seen imaceleb this year?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Wolf's in the jungle :smilie4:
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Please post better looking Fatimas
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I met shadow before he got sacked for 'roids.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I beat him at mario kart on the snes.
True story.
Was he your 'uncle' for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoI met shadow before he got sacked for 'roids.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I beat him at mario kart on the snes.
True story.
ffs, curly-wurly, man!
I don't use them when I employ rhetoric :snooty:
racist.
I'm not the one who forbade his mam from making brown babies with shadow.
My mam wasn't there, I was with my aunt. She probably tried to fuck him, like, that woman was always trying to get a rich bloke to avoid ever having to do proper work.
(I assume the gladiators were probably worth a few quid when they were famous, like)
I've got a slapper aunt too.
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And thank fuck you wrote that.
I was having trouble trying to envisage an alternative scenario which would result in you playing mario with shadow.
it was at a gym where my aunt used to work.
he was there for some publicity thing or other and the snes was in a staff room, I've no idea why I was there, like, I was only a bairn.
your link doesnt wurk
but :glag: :glag: :glag:
Well, it wasn't like the dog could have done it. No opposable thumb; no counter access. :noes:
BTW, anyone else ever notice the clit is upside down on your bunny, manker?
:lol: I see what you mean - and no-one's commented on that before.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
anyone else ever notice that you don't know the difference between a clit and a vagina.
idk, like your wife or someone :sly:
Dead. I have no alarm, camera or music. I had to sleep on the sofa so that I could use the PC as an alarm clock. :emo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
I've always treated her vagina like dinner dishes- I wouldn't want to be without as things would get too messy, AND I just let her take care of them whenQuote:
Originally Posted by MBM:lol: I see what you mean - and no-one's commented on that before.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
anyone else ever notice that you don't know the difference between a clit and a vagina.
idk, like your wife or someone :sly:
we'reI'm done. :01:
You forgot to mention that you would prefer to eat off a clean one, but maybe that was obvious and understood.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Or is it?... :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou forgot to mention that you would prefer to eat off a clean one, but maybe that was obvious and understood.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Sup brohams :smilie4:
got to go to a client site today and do actual computer stuffs, they probably won't even let me eat cereal there. i wish i was dead :emo:
I'm sure if you give them the option of you A. eating the cereal or B. flicking it on the walls, they will see the light.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
The art of negotiation is all in making the other side believe they are getting the better option.....
Give people choices, but control the choices given. Learned that from 48 Laws of Power. Very interesting read, BTW. Demonoid has it, for those interested. http://***.demonoid.me/files/details.../005976335694/ (Just re-add Ws.)Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI'm sure if you give them the option of you A. eating the cereal or B. flicking it on the walls, they will see the light.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
The art of negotiation is all in making the other side believe they are getting the better option.....
just who do they think they are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
just rise above it, don't let them get you down, be the bigger man and then jizz in their cawfee. that'll learn em :smilie4:
Is that box small or just far away :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
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Originally Posted by enoughfakefilesQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Is that box small or just far away :unsure:
It's one of those little multi-pack ones.
:dabs:
You don't like sugar puffs? :o
Just picked up a washing machine and moved it into the garage on my own.
Not even fucking kidding :smilie4:
Its Black Friday you racialists!
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Originally Posted by manker
Hai girlfriends :kiss:
its only fucking casual friday AND payday!!1 :01:
i think its more like the time i did a shit on your mum :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by herdogz
full dhey of wurk today, going to the gym after work, seeing the misses tonight then saturday going out with my broham flatmate for drink, drugs and hopefully teen girls with questionable bum holes :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:
/blog.
May you find answers to those questions, sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
These Black Friday videos are making me SMHID.
Also, sup.