Re: Letters Of Complaint.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
chalice
Dear producers of Wife Swap,
oooooooh, what a pack of fucking cunts you truly are.
Every fucking time myself and the missus (inadvisedly) catch ourselves watching your feeble fucking excuse for a show, a row will inevitably ensue. Sure as afterbirth follows birth.
It all starts so innocently. Soon, though She Who Must Be Blinded will find some tenuous affinity with me and whichever cunt of a bloke there happens to be on the show any given week. I defend myself and so the conversation slides into shite.
I'm gonna hunt youse cunts down, light fires on your faces and put them out with a fucking shovel.
Yours,
Avid Viewer.
I really think you should send them that, would love to see what you get bk if anything.
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
chalice
Dear producers of Wife Swap,
oooooooh, what a pack of fucking cunts you truly are.
Every fucking time myself and the missus (inadvisedly) catch ourselves watching your feeble fucking excuse for a show, a row will inevitably ensue. Sure as afterbirth follows birth.
It all starts so innocently. Soon, though She Who Must Be Blinded will find some tenuous affinity with me and whichever cunt of a bloke there happens to be on the show any given week. I defend myself and so the conversation slides into shite.
I'm gonna hunt youse cunts down, light fires on your faces and put them out with a fucking shovel.
Yours,
Avid Viewer.
They only took the time to note the avid viewer part and are quite pleased by your letter.
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
chalice
Dear producers of Wife Swap,
oooooooh, what a pack of fucking cunts you truly are.
Every fucking time myself and the missus (inadvisedly) catch ourselves watching your feeble fucking excuse for a show, a row will inevitably ensue. Sure as afterbirth follows birth.
It all starts so innocently. Soon, though She Who Must Be Blinded will find some tenuous affinity with me and whichever cunt of a bloke there happens to be on the show any given week. I defend myself and so the conversation slides into shite.
I'm gonna hunt youse cunts down, light fires on your faces and put them out with a fucking shovel.
Yours,
Avid Viewer.
:glag: Brilliant. You have my sympathies.
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
hoi carrot top have you got your hair sorted yet? What colour was it supposed to be?
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
No its pretty much ginger. It was meant to be dark red.
I'll buy some more dye tomorrow and sort it out but for now I am being laughed at.
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
lol awww bless. who are ya beng laffedat by?
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
chalice
Dear producers of Wife Swap,
oooooooh, what a pack of fucking cunts you truly are.
Every fucking time myself and the missus (inadvisedly) catch ourselves watching your feeble fucking excuse for a show, a row will inevitably ensue. Sure as afterbirth follows birth.
It all starts so innocently. Soon, though She Who Must Be Blinded will find some tenuous affinity with me and whichever cunt of a bloke there happens to be on the show any given week. I defend myself and so the conversation slides into shite.
I'm gonna hunt youse cunts down, light fires on your faces and put them out with a fucking shovel.
Yours,
Avid Viewer.
A better idea:
Become the bus-lady's agent and market her life as a reality show.
The scratch-n-sniff merchandising could be big. :)
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
I'm sensing issues in this thread.
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Biggles
I'm sensing issues in this thread.
Spotted that, eh? :whistling
Re: Letters Of Complaint.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
j2k4
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Biggles
I'm sensing issues in this thread.
Spotted that, eh? :whistling
Well I wasn't sure at first but as I read on I felt the weight of probability leaned that way.
Who says men aren't sensitive? :01:
