What Do I Know About Your Relationship

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Originally Posted by manker

I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them :eyebrows:

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Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.

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Given the dick thread I dread to think what that recipe actually contains :dabs:

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I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them :eyebrows:

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Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.

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But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.

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Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.

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But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.

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Rorschach? Wasn't he the chap that obsessively drew dirty pictures? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.

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Given the dick thread I dread to think what that recipe actually contains :dabs:

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Shredded corned beef.

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But I'd decided to tell an elderly relative that it was a new kind of 3D Rorschach test and watch them slowly poring over the uterine-stained cotton and tittering at the lumpy bits.

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Rorschach? Wasn't he the chap that obsessively drew dirty pictures? :unsure:

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Yup, back in the old days before porn was invented.

He wouldn't get far these days.
It's weird to think that people used to do psychological tests in their spare time instead of wanking and xbawks :huh:

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Barbie and Mrs. Barbie
He isn't allowed to do anything ever. Ever.

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Hahahaha I wish this wasn't true. :glagpinch:

It's 'cos she's Welsh, obviousement :dry:

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Given the dick thread I dread to think what that recipe actually contains :dabs:

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Shredded corned beef.

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Some baked beans and that could be quite nice .... maybe :unsure:

You forgot DanB. Unless he's mentioned in pages 2-12. I'm too busy to read the whole thread. I'm not made of time, you know.

I think he's back inside now. Or married.

what the actual fuck