If you had the chance to start your career over again...

Noice, but my cawk is a strictly average affair. I console myself with Aristotle's Golden Mean.

Allen's mum didn't complain, though. To be fair, it was in her mouth at the time.

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Definition of CALIBER

1a : degree of mental capacity or moral quality b : degree of excellence or importance


2a : the diameter of a bullet or other projectile b : the diameter of a bore of a gun usually expressed in hundredths or thousandths of an inch and typically written as a decimal fraction <.32 caliber>


3: the diameter of a round or cylindrical body; especially : the internal diameter of a hollow cylinder

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Have you seen "The Father of Invention"? You remind me of that movie. Only if it was up a Wyoming mountain, with the cast being a man and a goat.

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Noice, but my cawk is a strictly average affair. I console myself with Aristotle's Golden Mean.

Allen's mum didn't complain, though. To be fair, it was in her mouth at the time.

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Now you are suggesting you pissed on her. I doubt he'll appreciate that, either. Damn ingrates...

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Noice, but my cawk is a strictly average affair. I console myself with Aristotle's Golden Mean.

Allen's mum didn't complain, though. To be fair, it was in her mouth at the time.

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Now you are suggesting you pissed on her. I doubt he'll appreciate that, either. Damn ingrates...

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Yeah, well, it's pretty difficult not to piss when you're having a shite on someone.

I'm suspecting this wasn't the right fred to post Melanie in :ermm:

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I'm suspecting this wasn't the right fred to post Melanie in :ermm:

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You might've gotten away with Leonard Cohen, Les.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56hiB4eTzBE

True, Leonard channels the zeitgeist of the fred beautifully.

I'm stubborn as those garbage bags
that Time cannot decay,
I'm junk but I'm still holding up
this little wild bouquet:

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Originally Posted by Alien5

My opinion

Shiting on people who don't deserve to be is your forte, well done, congratulations. You bring fascism to a chat room when you would be better off in some sort of therapy chat room then you might learn to be less cuntish and more helpfull, a father figure to people who are in trouble not a psychotic devilish prick.with no reason to make people in bad times feel worse for
Meeting a person with your uncalled for insulting nonsense.

Your probably acting that way but it's still creates a really awfull feeling in here, so everyone laughs a bit and some cunt is screwed for no reason but to be the victim of a trap

I think I poked you with a sharp stick I'm fed up of typing pish so remember what I said, chill out a bit, nobody wants to make you cry so why is that your goal, you need help get a life get laid Mankers back.

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Your opinion is a fucking idiot, mate.


Welly well well well, Allen, I'm not sure how to respond to that because I'm not sure if you'd taken your psyche medications before or after you posted it.

If it was before, then your quack has almost gotten it right. With the correct tweaking of anti-psychotics, he/she could almost reintroduce you back into society (under observation, of course). The right drugs coupled with me pointing out what a spastic you are all the time might just allow you to pass for a normal human being. Given your previous postings, however, I wouldn't hold out too much hope for that.

If it was after (assuming you're following the instructions on the prescription) then your quack should be fucking struck off and perhaps arrested for polluting what's left of your feeble lickle mind with dangerous hallucinogens. Your previous post was some seriously incomprehensible bollocks.

The minute I start taking advice on how to post from a delusional, slow-reader like you, Allen, is a sorry day for humanity altogether and I think we'll all die a little inside. I'll post whatever the fuck I feel like posting and there's pretty much fuck all you can do about it.

Also, I fucked your mum. A lot.

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I began to chuckle halfway thro' that, and then at the brown text i released what can only be described as a guffaw and part of the chocolate truffle i was eating ended up inside my nose somehow.

karmic truffles, beef hooked.

That's my opinion.

I don't think there's a right or wrong about it.

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That's my opinion.

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Your opinion means pretty much fuck all around here, Allen.

You used to be the lovable mong that everyone tolerated cos they felt sorry for you. The eternal n00b, if you will. Now you're just a mong on pills.