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What do men and clouds have in common?Quote:
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@2 July 2004 - 22:41
Q: Why shouldn't women be allowed to drive?
A: There's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
When they piss off it's a nice day.
:D
Moved to funny stuff. <_<
Good news - Saddam Hussein's getting the death penalty :D
Bad news - David Beckham's taking it ;)
Hey FC Am ur Backup next time any1 goes on u just call me :gunsmile:
And Bring ur sig and avatar back. ;)
How can i read good posts on lounge when u spammer flooding the lounge with worthless posts <_<Quote:
Every time there is some melodrama on this board you post "Can soemone clearup wats going on"...
Do you even read this board. Pay attention.
i miss the smurfs and FC.com too ;)
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Hahahaha :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by bawa@Klite_user@2 July 2004 - 19:24
Hey FC Am ur Backup next time any1 goes on u just call me :gunsmile:
And Bring ur sig and avatar back. ;)
How can i read good posts on lounge when u spammer foolding the lounge with worthless posts <_<Quote:
Every time there is some melodrama on this board you post "Can soemone clearup wats going on"...
Do you even read this board. Pay attention.
just 'cos we is in teh jokie secton deosnt mean u shud speel like a joke
i think hes gone... :'( :'( forever <_<
i miss smurfs... :frusty:
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples!!" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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that one is my favourite so far :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Whats the hardest part of a vegtable?
The wheelchair.