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Thinks the French are stupid because they don't have a word for deja-vu.
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Thinks the French are stupid because they don't have a word for deja-vu.
The character Jack Bauer is actually based on things which really happened to tralala. However they could only use the more boring ones as people just wouldn't have believed some of his exploits.
Has a severe infection of the scalp from numerous hair transplants.
However, his bush remains lovely.
-bd
Bowed to public demand and had a breast reduction operation. Is happy with the result because people now use the word "pert" when referring to "the girls".
^ Was the guy who ran naked through Centre Court at the Wimbledon final last year...
combed through all the Lounge threads for 1 hr just to find and revive this thread again.
took me 2 minutes and 2 pages actually <_<
^ Has only ever scored a Royal flush in poker once, but didn't get to show it off as everyone had shite cards and all folded :lol:
^Had a hard time finding the BT section after he was promoted
Actually believes in "Hanky The Christmas Poo".
Skizo is cool
maebach's a liar.
His blog is orsum, too.
Skizo is hyper intelligent!
^ Used to be a wizard, then messed up on the keyboard when doing his CV, so being a "wizeard" stuck ever since.
^last had sex in 1987... his dog has still never forgiven him.
(I was actually born 3 years earlier, and have a cat as a pet :glag:)
^ Pays young Asian girlies in Thailand to have sex with him just so he can de-virginise them.
^last had sex in 1998 .....his cat has never forgiven him.
The girlie in his signature is his sister.
^ The person in his avatar is his significant other.
^ his claim to fame is he once sniff the seat of the exercise bike Britney spears used.
Wants to be a "knob jockey" whilst dressed exactly as his avatar.
^
Considers being pelted with oranges a prerequisite to copulation with his life partner
^
uncircumcised
^ is Skizo's life partner and enjoys orange juice
^ is a nice guy and not a total arse wipe cunt baws
Convinced Barbie that it was a wasps nest he had in his garden.
^ was once caught sniffing panties in a retirement home ......
Was once caught wearing panties in a retirement home...
Was once caught stealing panties in a morgue
She was still fresh, really :unsure:
fresh from autopsy? sexy :naughty:
Wasn't sure which hole to plug, so I got'em all :smilie4:
Gets off on posting news.
^gets off by watching longhorns mate
^ Is a bawheed (check the Scottish-English-English dictionary for that one :P)
^ is getting allot of use out of his new knee pads
Is no longer interested in returning to the Torrent section because he has learned to love the Lounge.
:glag:
^ Once built himself a Spitfire out of paper cuttings and wood shavings, as he was terribly bored with the Lounge which provided no new and interesting posts (i.e ran out of Spam).
^^ Has just been promoted to Mod on the West Bank...
^Is a real life version of Harry Potter
@thewizeard :glag:
^ Thinks he is in the BT section.