How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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Originally Posted by chalice

Nice post Snee, but why even bother with this twat.

He will select what he wants to absorb and fuck the rest in the bin.

We are just about the only forum on the interweb who will tolerate his bollocks. Throw him to the lions.

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I know, I'd like to think that he'll give up, though, eventually.

It's almost so I'm wishing this board wasn't so keen on free speech in the lounge, at least not when it comes to frodo's kind.

Did someone say Beelzebub. :smilie4:

I was engaged to Jesus briefly but then he gave Sam his body back

Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet.

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

ARE YOU 100% SURE THAT IF YOU DIED TODAY THAT YOU WOULD GO TO HEAVEN?

There are some things that you should know:

1. Realize that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior:

Ro 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;"

Ro 3:10 "As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:"

This all began with the story of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. God created them perfect, there was no death or sorrow. God told them not to eat of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. They disobeyed God and as a result, sin entered into the world. The pain which this world sees is the result of sin.

2. Because of our sins, we die both spiritually and physically, but God sent His Son to die so that you can have a chance not to have to go to hell by accepting what He did on the cross for you:

Ro 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

Ro 5:8 "But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. for us."

Every person who has ever lived is a sinner and is not righteous because we do bad things. A sin is a crime against God, just as if you steal something at the store, it is punishable by going to jail. It's the same thing with sin. Even if we lie one time, the punishment is hell, which is a prison for those who commit crimes against God. No matter how well you live your life from then on, you have already committed a sin which will be punished if you are not pardoned. If you commit a crime, and then live as a good citizen you still will go to jail for the crime you committed. Right? Just as the president can pardon a crime so you won't go to jail, Jesus can pardon your sins so that you do not go to hell, and can go to heaven when you die.

3. If you will confess to Jesus Christ that you are a sinner and in need of a Savior, except Him as Lord and Savior and believe in your heart that He died on the cross and rose from the dead you will be saved.

Ro 10:9,10 "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.."

Joh 1:12 Joh 1:12 “But as many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God, to those who believe in His name”


You cannot get to heaven by being a good person, going to church, baptism or any other way other than by turning to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for your sins and save you. While these are good things to do, some people believe that they will get to heaven if they do these things, but the bible says that there is only one way to heaven and that is through receiving what Jesus Christ did on the cross for you.

Will you do that today? If you will, you can be 100% sure that you will go to heaven when you die.

Do you believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross and rose from the dead for your sins? Are you willing to turn from your sins to Jesus Christ for Salvation?

4. If you are willing to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior please pray this prayer to God from your heart:

"Dear LORD JESUS, I believe that YOU died on the Cross and Rose from the dead for my sins. I ask you to come into my heart and forgive me for my sins, take me to heaven when I die. I now receive You as my Lord and Savior. Thank You for saving me. In Jesus holy name, Amen."

If you prayed that prayer from your heart to God, and meant it with all of your heart, you are now a child of God and will go to heaven when you die.

Now that you are on your way to heaven, you should attend a bible believing church and follow in baptism.

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Please take the time to read this first post and pray that prayer to God at the bottom of it if you haven't yet

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I don't see any God at the bottom of that post.:wacko:

Most preposterous bump ever. You really are a prick.

Who's pulling your strings this week, idiot.

Who, Frodo?

I thought we has established this.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Who, Frodo?

I thought we has established this.

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Not with you there old bean.

Frodo is a cawk who will repeat the first post ad nauseum.

I'm surprised you reacted.

Unless it was to whatever Boob posted.

In which case, I've had that cawk on ignore since his racist comments about the Irish yonks ago, like.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Frodo is a cawk who will repeat the first post ad nauseum.

I'm surprised you reacted.

Unless it was to whatever Boob posted.

In which case, I've had that cawk on ignore since his racist comments about the Irish yonks ago, like.

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Yeah it's that prick.

The last time I pointed out his homophobia (he's that as well as racist, btw. A seriously appalling human being) he accused me of being a pedophile to deflect from the issue.

Ranted a whole load of unsubstantiated shite about it.

He's an evil fuck as far as I'm concerned.

How he has managed not to be banned, what with the racism, homophobia and general hatred of non WASPs is entirely beyond me.

Obviously a universal cunt, then.

I might just take him off ignore to see what bollocks he's spouting now.

I might even start a poll but I'm afraid public apathy just might re-install a sense of self-importance in the cawk.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Obviously a universal cunt, then.

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Oh he's a hideous human being.

A bigot of the worst kind. "If it's not like me then it's just wrong".

The last one was something along the lines of "We were warned about people like that when I were a lad". You know the idea, gay men are obviously predators, after underage boys.

You just know he believes it as well. Not even a troll, just a fucking bigot.

by polar express

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Originally Posted by SAM

by polar express

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:lol:

:unsure: that was a wee play on bi-polar and Polar Express wasn't it?

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by SAM

by polar express

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:lol:

:unsure: that was a wee play on bi-polar and Polar Express wasn't it?

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:lol: Never got that.

Which is quite depressing actually.

can we all like thumbs down this thread and make it dissapear :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Biggles

:lol:

:unsure: that was a wee play on bi-polar and Polar Express wasn't it?

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:lol: Never got that.

Which is quite depressing actually.

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To be fair, that was a bit like a gerbil getting in front of a keyboard and posting futuristic poetry.

You don't expect "Frzzzle fsssch arfghfr flebeleb" to mean something from that sort of source.

Credit where it's due, Snee.

He meant it.

He might have plagiarized it, but he meant it.

Grr,Too lazy to read it all!

:D

http://i29.tinypic.com/15foe3t.jpg

No offence like :shifty:


http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/fo...0&d=1203314972

:glag:

see you in hell biggles

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei7DySnoKTQ[/YOUTUBE]

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Originally Posted by Broken

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It would be hard to agree more.

very hard :D

Science and the bible:

http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/science.shtml

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Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx

Science and the bible:

http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/science.shtml

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http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/science.shtml

Don't say I am not good to you Sexybaggins :dry:

Well I have to balance that a bit :shifty:

"Dinosaurs are referred to in several Bible books. The book of Job describes two dinosaurs. One is described in chapter 40 starting at verse 15, and the other in chapter 41 starting at verse 1. We think you will agree that 1½ chapters about dinosaurs is a lot"

No it isn't! - FFS! it barely scratches the surface of what were one of the most dramatic and successful range of air, land and sea fauna to live on the planet. A couple of oblique references to "monsters"? Behemoth and Leviathon? The latter is, as I recall, described like a fire breathing dragon and not a dinosaur at all. I think woefully inadequate is a better description of the Bible's scientific value. Couldn't be arsed to look at the rest.

Well I'm getting "page not found". :unsure:

Is this a faith thing :blink:

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Well I'm getting "page not found". :unsure:

Is this a faith thing :blink:

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Weird

Works for me :ermm: sadly

Lists a whole pile of tangential pish like this

Statements Consistent With Biology
The book of Leviticus (written prior to 1400 BC) describes the value of blood.


Leviticus 17:11
‘For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I have given it to you upon the altar to make atonement for your souls; for it is the blood that makes atonement for the soul.’

The blood carries water and nourishment to every cell, maintains the body’s temperature, and removes the waste material of the body’s cells. The blood also carries oxygen from the lungs throughout the body. In 1616, William Harvey discovered that blood circulation is the key factor in physical life—confirming what the Bible revealed 3,000 years earlier

I mean how desperate do you have to be to marry those two statements up? Mentalism to the nth degree.

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Leviticus 17:11
‘For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I have given it to you upon the altar to make atonement for your souls; for it is the blood that makes atonement for the soul.’

The blood carries water and nourishment to every cell, maintains the body’s temperature, and removes the waste material of the body’s cells. The blood also carries oxygen from the lungs throughout the body. In 1616, William Harvey discovered that blood circulation is the key factor in physical life—confirming what the Bible revealed 3,000 years earlier

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shit :glag:

Like they didn't know 3000 years ago that if you leaked all your blood from what could be a relatively small hole you were fuxorised? Talk about extrapolating from the bleeding obvious! It is like a Monty Python sketch.

rofl

commonsense FTW :D

anyone remember galileo :lol:

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Originally Posted by FatBob

anyone remember galileo :lol:

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Les might :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by FatBob

anyone remember galileo :lol:

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Les might :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Les might :eyebrows:

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so how old is biggles , in light years

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My pedantic science gland is itching

As old as my star drive but older than my dilithium crystals.

biggles , have you seen the Prometheus tree when it was really young ? :unsure: